Flopping a straight

Term used to describe a situation where a man fails to sustain a pre-existing erection. Often applied to instances where sex was imminent but did not occur as a result of the flopped straight.

Mike was so horny after making out with his girlfriend for three hours, but when she took her panties off and he finally realized he was about to lose his virginity, he got so nervous that he wound up flopping a straight, much to her dismay.

by Chonky December 9, 2008

Flopping Off

Auto erotic genital manipulation performed without the aid of one's hands. The flaccid penis is thrust about with aggressive hip movements and shuffling for between one and two hours or until erection occurs. The flopping off continues for another three to twelve hours when climax is finally achieved. Women with large clitori or labia minora may also engage in flopping off.

Guy 1: Man, I was flopping off like crazy yesterday. Took me like 13 hours but it was sweet, yo!
Guy 2: An all day floppoffathon? Gross!

by Fatty Blumpkin March 17, 2015

fish flop

When someone passes out

Dave fish flopped in Walmart

by Hammeredexpert May 5, 2018

flop mop

A fucking retarded cunt.

He was such a flop mop.

by CAtrito August 4, 2018

Flop the block

To drive around aimlessly in town. Similar to back roading.

Hey Lyndsey, do you wanna flop the block?

by TheRealRednecksofSEMO November 8, 2020

fuck flop

a good word to substitute in a sentence when in distress fuck shit anger stressed

"what the fuck flop did you just do to my cat???"

by yikeswhatshappening March 6, 2016

Flippy Flop

The simple action of taking out a long flipper and flopping it around in a side to side motion

Patrick used a flippy flop to clean his mess up with a mop.

by FlipperMan November 18, 2016