I have so much more time now to spend on the internet watching porn, and jerking off to pictures of your whore mother, now that a floor nigger vacuums for me every day!
by Skyynet November 17, 2010
Get the Floor Niggermug. After a girl has given a guy a bulimic job, she then eats up the throw-up she just regurgitated off of his genitals. Bulimic job and mop the floor can continue for several rounds.
by Thrice001 April 10, 2008
Get the mop the floormug. We'll finish this on the dance floor.
by iknowgolf April 28, 2006
Get the dance floormug. The religion of uttermost relaxation and dominance, thy who floor, withholds power. Spit at the enemy and they will split back. 399$ chair is part of floortopia.
by Ajshshsbjs May 16, 2020
Get the Floor gangmug. by awkward1234 July 21, 2018
Get the staring at the floormug. The best type of people you will ever encounter in your life. If someone is ceiling gang don't talk to them. The best way to become floor gang is to sit on the floor. If you don't like the floor but you love the ceiling, please reconsider your choice. For example, if you name the advantages of the floor versus the ceiling, you will see that there's ∞ times more advantages for the floor than the ceiling.
If you, somehow, still want to be ceiling gang, you're making a mistake and you will regret it.
Thank you for not being ceiling gang
When starting a conversation always ask if the person is a floor gang first, if no: Ignore him.
If you, somehow, still want to be ceiling gang, you're making a mistake and you will regret it.
Thank you for not being ceiling gang
When starting a conversation always ask if the person is a floor gang first, if no: Ignore him.
by Kanagroo May 20, 2020
Get the Floor gangmug. Politically correct term for midget, dwarf, little person, of any race. Named for their proximity to the floor. Credit to Dave Attell
person A: Hey did you notice the midget working in the housewares section at Wal-mart?
person B: Woah dude, you can't call them that anymore, that is super not cool. I thought you were better informed than that. We've got to be more sensitive to people who are different. Anyway, yes I noticed, I damn near tripped over that floor nigger!
person B: Woah dude, you can't call them that anymore, that is super not cool. I thought you were better informed than that. We've got to be more sensitive to people who are different. Anyway, yes I noticed, I damn near tripped over that floor nigger!
by BettyHumpter September 15, 2021
Get the floor niggermug.