Mouth Fishing

A pre-oral sex practice of kissing around a womens inner thigh area in an attempt to detect a foul smelling vagina. If a foul stench is encountered, the man moves in close and takes a mouth full of the air near the pussy hole. He then crawls back up to kiss her on the face right after exhaling into her nose.

I threw up on her panties before i had a chance to even go mouth fishing.

by wild-card March 19, 2010

Flashing

The act of dialing a phone number and letting it ring for no more than three seconds. Popular in Nigeria where 'flashers' are usually piss poor teens/adults low on airtime. The act is very annoying to the individual being flashed as the unwritten law is that you have to call back immediately, but again it is very economical to the 'flasher'.

This olé is flashing me, let me go and buy airtime.

by InebriatedCat June 30, 2018

word fishing

Highly irritating practice of making up cute words that nobody actually uses and adding them to Urbandictionary.com in the hopes that someone somewhere thinks it's clever and starts saying it.

Okay, besides this sentence, when the fuck have you ever heard the word "hindspite" in conversation? You know that guy was word fishing.

by salaryman July 24, 2008

Fly-Fishing

The kind of situation when you are standing at a urinal looking like your doing something perverted because you can't find the opening to your underwear.

Urinal User #1: "Dude! WTF are you doing?!"
Urinal User #2: "Relax, I'm just Fly-Fishing"

by Keevatwa March 13, 2010

Dick Fishing

The act of trying to acquire a man, or simply get laid. Usually perpetrated by a desperate woman.

An below average woman trying to 'hook up' with any man available, often desperately.

Anytime a man came into the warehouse, Crystal would go dick fishing.

by flox November 14, 2009

Facebook fishing

An inflammatory post, usually political or religious in nature, that you do not necessarily agree with but you are fishing for outrageous responses from your varied group of friends. Best done after a few drinks and after 11:30 pm. The enjoyment usually comes when you wake up to see the whale of a facebook comment mess you created when you've alienated and pissed off most of the people you know.

Choosing the proper lure can be challenging but pick something that even the most politically neutral will take offense to.

Happy fishing.

I was facebook fishing last night so I posted this: "So 49% of america voted for McCain and 51% voted for Black Bush. Sounds like the same old song and dance to me. Preventative attacks to stop people from dying by killing others in foreign lands. Yep. Great plan."

by The Minnow April 14, 2011

fishing trip

A secret rendezvous for gay sex. (From the movie Brokeback Mountain)

Jack and Ennis said they were going on a fishing trip, but actually spent the time buggering and sodomizing each other.

by Mister Pinhead March 8, 2009