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bed-fixing embrace

A tender wordless arms-around dat you perform wif yer sweetie during a shared slumber-period when you realize dat da blankets are in disarray; what ya do is to softly cradle her in yer arms, super-gently draw her upwards or sideways off of da bed and silently clasp her in a standing position for a long moment (slow-'n'-gentle shoulder-blade-scrunchies and quietly-affectionate lips-to-lips smooches optional, but often helpful in making said snooze-interruption even less distressing for her), then slowly-and-dreamily release her as you gradually step back a pace, and then immediately set about straightening up da blankets and pillows so dat she can see right away why you performed said unusual/unexpected bodily-maneuvers wif her.
Always employing a bed-fixing embrace will ensure dat your nap-sharing snuggle-bunny will never significantly mind having her sleepy-time occasionally disturbed, since it will mostly take da shock or "sting" outta said interruptions, plus of course it will have two hugely-welcome additional perks --- extra SNUGGLEZ, and being able to crawl back into a neat-'n'-comfy bed, and thus she can doze off in yer arms again in freshly-smoothed-blankets-and-tidied-pillows comfort.
by QuacksO January 29, 2025
mugGet the bed-fixing embracemug.

fix

A: Gehen wir heute was essen?
B: Fix!
by pahsi February 6, 2019
mugGet the fixmug.

Heart fixed

Having your heart fixed after it being broken
Andrew: I'm not really heart fixed after Ruby 💞
by Person.. June 10, 2022
mugGet the Heart fixedmug.

I Fixed It With My Ocular Visoion I

I Fixed It With My Ocular Visoion I
I Fixed It With My Ocular Visoion I
by ExeeloguiexE April 14, 2025
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The fix is in.

Senior's code for "I've taken the Viagra".
by Aportos June 27, 2017
mugGet the The fix is in.mug.

fix a ho

Slang for a woman who gets into relationships with men who admit they have big flaws but sees them as a project to work on - savior complex
He's a mess but I'm such a fix a ho that I'll date him anyway.
by Darqueace February 23, 2024
mugGet the fix a homug.

Fixed

How is that NOT you being mentally retarded?
Hym "That's definitely fixed. The mental retardation isn't going anywhere. Retard war 2025!"
by Hym Iam January 10, 2025
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