Figonometry

Complex modeling that involves balancing statistical analysis with common business sense and gut feeling.

The FY 25 estimates didn't make any real sense until she applied Figonometry to rationalize her model.

by ReverseSort September 21, 2023

floppy fiona

A Floppy Fiona is when your friend makes really vague plans to do things with you, although never really seems like they want to go, and ultimately do not.

Fucking Will man! the other day he wanted to come smoke with us, and then he said he couldn't pitch in, then he said he didn't wanna come at all. He's such a Floppy Fiona

by BlazingBiscuit December 20, 2015

Sham-Fitness

noun: Every Health Blog
Do you Have:

Tuberculosis, Cancer, Kidney Stones, Child Support?

You need Essential Oils!
Have: ANY PAIN WHATSOEVER?!?!

Go Gluten Free today and undo a lifetime of bad decisions!

Also refers to fake gym selfies on Instagram

Stop struttn you sham-fitness booty like you earned dat

by MyMotherWasACarrot January 19, 2018

The FitnessGram Pacer Test

Torture...

“Yoooo, I went up to 50 In the FitnessGram Pacer Test!”
“Carrlooss!”

by Bringmethememes April 15, 2019

The Fitness Gram Pacer Test

The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start

Guy 1: what did you do today?
Guy 2: the worst running test ever.
Guy 1: The Fitness Gram Pacer Test.

by Memes n’ stuff March 3, 2020

Princess Fiona Syndrome

Anyone or anything that turns ugly after sunset or after it gets dark.
Shrek the movie reference.

Use your camera, my iPhone camera has "Princess Fiona Syndrome"

by Just Walker February 27, 2021

Dirty fionn

Dirty fionn would love a danielle and would take his chance at any ginger woman

Ugh dirty fionn pull my ginger hair

by Muncher69.com July 4, 2021