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Mid Fight Masses

Mid Fight Masses is a friday night funkin mod, the 2 main antagonists are sarvente and ruv/ruvzyvat. Sarvente starts out by calling (assumingly) ruv, apparently ruv is “salty” wich makes sarvente go “exuse me!! don’t be salty!.. that was very unholy of you”. Boyfriend and Girlfriend arrive at the church just to use the bathroom, but sarvente demonstrates on why they should join the church.
Person 1: “have you heard of Mid Fight Masses”
Person 2: “No? what is that
Person 1: “it’s a Friday Night Funkin mod.”
by RuvsCoffin April 4, 2021
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african bird fight

When two independent parties agree to make battle without using either arms. The combatants must place their arms behind their backs, and fight using any other weapon. Kicks, knees, and head butts are all acceptable.
african bird fight is basically an amputee fight club
by crimson cock June 8, 2011
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sex fight

A great game where two opponents square off and try to make the other orgasm first. The woman usually wins.
Sally and Jim couldn't decide who should pay for the movie, so they had a sex fight over it.
by joemomma March 28, 2005
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Lets Fight Like Gentlemen

a one on one fight with just skill with no tricks or weapons.
Man in White: Lets Fight Like Gentlemen, We will face each other as God intended. Sportsmanlike. No tricks, no weapons, skill against skill alone.

Man in Black: You mean, you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword, and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?
by GetAtMe409 June 1, 2010
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Sheep Fight Club

From the movie Just Go With It, Sheep Fight Clubs are often used for the owners of sheeps. Sheep fight against each other in these clubs because their owners buy them on gotprettysheep.com
"The new thing is they're training them for the sheep fight clubs, and all you hear is hoof kick, hoof kick, hoof kick, hook kick, ba, bah bah bah," <must be spoken in norwegian accent>
by MEGHANSAMAZINGANDYESS July 24, 2011
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youtube fight

(n) when someone leaves a comment on a video on youtube before someone else calls them out for leaving a dumb comment. These fights often frustrate the person who put the vid up.
"Oh yea, I just love it when people have youtube fights on my videos."
by zendawg April 27, 2009
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Knife Fight

Rules and Regulations:

1) A knife fight can be declared when two bros cannot make a decision and must settle it in some way.
2) Either of the bros or the main bro can declare a knife fight.
3) Only two bros can fight in a knife fight.
4) Before the fight begins they must stand ten feet apart from each other on their respective side.
5) A knife fight is fought in a circle formed by all the bros and must be at least ten feet in diameter, a line must be drawn in the middle of the circle to keep each bro on their respective side.
6) A knife fight is fought with only switch blades or any other kind of knife, no guns, no fists, only blades.
7) Both bros must try to shank their opponent in order to win, the first bro to get shanked loses.
Note: Using any unapproved weapon or leaving the arena at any time is illegal.

Officiating:

1) The main bro will be the ref for a knife fight.
2) He also carries a switchblade.
3) He stands in the middle and declares when the knife fight begins.
4) The ref can stop the knife fight at any time.
5) If the ref catches one of the bros doing something illegal, he is allowed to shank them, giving the other bro the win.
Nick: GOOAAAALLL!
Person 2: No, the ball never crossed the line...
Nick: ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS! I WANT A REDO!! THIS IS COMPLETE BULLSHIT!!!
Main Bro: KNIFE FIGHT!
by KH Main Bro December 4, 2010
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