Fed

A guy who thinks he is funny but is actually not

Guy 1: Makes a joke
Guy 2: You are such a Fed

by pseudoymui April 27, 2021

Fed

Someone who is very uncool, looking for ways to create problems for others. Someone who is overall difficult to deal with.

Comes from the word Federal, as in Federal agent.

“What’s up with you friend ? He is being a dick”

“I know, Mcnuggs is such a fed sometimes”

by Jgomm May 5, 2022

fed child

A fed child is a person who can be very annoying and irrational. They are are very spoiled people, mostly children, who can't look after themselves. They can sometimes have friends but they tend to act in a way that makes them stand-out. Unfortunately for them, this cause the people around them to leave and they are left alone. There is no cure for this. A fed child can grow out of this when they get older but if they do not, then will most likely die alone.

Plural: Fed children - A group or gang. More than one fed child.

Don't be a fed child
Or
You're acting like a fed child now

by NotAFedChild May 30, 2022

K-Fed you

Mooching money from your rich ex-wife
Make her have kids
Make her leave her career
Make the her Go crazy
Do what The Pimp Manual tell you to do to get laid and paid,
Prophet is Katt Williams -

Don't mess with that dude he is gonna K-fed you dumb ass.

by atthefearossoundingrepetitive February 4, 2009

natty grass fed athlete

A gym go-er who is a natural athlete who uses Axe and sledge grass fed protein

“Cooper Lutz is a natty grass fed athlete”

by mattserwatka12 September 21, 2021

fedding

Verb form of a “fed” or an “undercover agent/narc” which means to act like a fed

Friend 1: Yo can you pass me the weed you have
Friend 2: Dude stop fedding

by iMickeyL January 30, 2024

Feds

A different name for police in london.

Man, fuck the feds!

by Whdts8iagatsiwg October 30, 2019