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Mongolian Fishing

when you have anal sex with someone until they shit all over your dick, then you feed your shit covered dick to their cat, and allow the cat to lick the residue off until you jizz all over it's pussy-cat-face!
person A: Hey man, did you see the look on that girl's face after I turned her cat into a jizz-cicle?

person B: THAT WAS BOSS! That was the second time you went Mongolian fishing this week!
by captainsexy715 December 23, 2008
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fachinga

Latin slang for a bitch's goodies.
I wanna stick my pinga in her fachinga.
by therealarod May 8, 2005
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Jesus fishing

vi. The act of attempting to lure people into one's belief system by evangelizing or proselytizing. E.g. a Mac user trying to convert a PC user.
Jim is such a big fan of the iphone that he cannot resist Jesus fishing whenever he knows he among a bunch of Blackberry users.
by Seb13 February 26, 2009
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Mouth Fishing

A pre-oral sex practice of kissing around a womens inner thigh area in an attempt to detect a foul smelling vagina. If a foul stench is encountered, the man moves in close and takes a mouth full of the air near the pussy hole. He then crawls back up to kiss her on the face right after exhaling into her nose.
I threw up on her panties before i had a chance to even go mouth fishing.
by wild-card March 19, 2010
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Flashing

The act of dialing a phone number and letting it ring for no more than three seconds. Popular in Nigeria where 'flashers' are usually piss poor teens/adults low on airtime. The act is very annoying to the individual being flashed as the unwritten law is that you have to call back immediately, but again it is very economical to the 'flasher'.
This olé is flashing me, let me go and buy airtime.
by InebriatedCat June 30, 2018
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word fishing

Highly irritating practice of making up cute words that nobody actually uses and adding them to Urbandictionary.com in the hopes that someone somewhere thinks it's clever and starts saying it.
Okay, besides this sentence, when the fuck have you ever heard the word "hindspite" in conversation? You know that guy was word fishing.
by salaryman July 24, 2008
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Fly-Fishing

The kind of situation when you are standing at a urinal looking like your doing something perverted because you can't find the opening to your underwear.
Urinal User #1: "Dude! WTF are you doing?!"
Urinal User #2: "Relax, I'm just Fly-Fishing"
by Keevatwa March 13, 2010
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