Falling between two chairs

Someone who falls in-between two categories, and cannot enter either or. This can be an example of someone who does not make enough money to live comfortably, but makes way too much money to get on welfare. People who fall between two chairs are stuck in survival mode and just exist.

According to the government, I make too much money to get on welfare, but I don't make enough money to live comfortably, so I falling between two chairs.

by BigOldExhaustedDummy March 1, 2026

Fagling

A term to describe a person of the LGBTQ+ community that is adoptable, features of faglings include: Funny and child-like behavior, innocence, stupidity, and harmlessness.

"Benny is such a fagling, he's so stupid and gay."
"Ill adopt him as my fagling son."

by JazzyMothCryptid February 15, 2025

Falling Brown

A reference to the material of defecation while in flight due to gravity’s pull(i.e a turd or turds descending through the air). Often this is into toilets, occasionally it’s onto the ground or other surfaces. Very rarely this refers to projectile defecation on its return stage.

Generally used in reference to the action of making the brown fall(i.e. taking a dump)

I was looking at funny cat memes and texting my friends while falling brown.

by Ye Olde Slammer October 8, 2025

Falling ronan

The falling ronan can be summoned by going skydiving and forgetting the parashoot when the falling g ronan is summoned he will ether give you a broken parashoot or shoot you in the head

look a falling ronan

by Iaergf;dbf October 26, 2025

Falling with style

A process incorrectly referred to as flying, where you go up, stay in the air for a while, and then go down.

Woody: Were flying!
Buzz: This isn’t flying, it’s falling with style!

by Gvprtski November 22, 2025

sleep fapping

When one faps in his sleep after a sensual wet dream.

Tommy-I heard my brother sleep fapping the other night and had to wash my eyes with holy water the day after.
Tim-Ohhhhhhhhhhh. Sensual wet dream?

by sleepfapper625 April 12, 2015

Tomb fapping

Streaking into a cemetery, jerking off behind a tombstone, and getting the fuck out of dodge. (Side note: you can't get caught)

Cemetery gate is under construction bro let's go tomb fapping!

by Lancasting July 9, 2015