Major Falcon

giving someone a reach-around who is totally obsessed with Bruce Willis.

We were watching Die Hard, and the next thing you know, I was giving him a Major Falcon.

by jenn August 16, 2004

dirty fallon

the act of filling the anus with cheerios and ejaculating onto them at 7:07 AM. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day so don’t skip it little girl

“Baby im hungry, can i have dirty fallon?”

by Dirtydirtyniño October 21, 2020

Millennium Falcon

Penetrating the vagina with the index and middle fingers, the anus with the pinky finger, and thumbing the clit with the thumb simultaneously. Named as such for your hand's shapely resemblance to Han Solo's ship in Star Wars. See also: shocker

I let her ride on the Millennium Falcon.

by crazynsc August 29, 2005

Falcon Cunt Punch

The Act of Falcon Punching a girl in the Vagina.

Bitch shut up, before I Falcon Cunt Punch you!

by ASSPECKA December 8, 2011

Falcon Claw

The act of forming your hand in the shape of a falcon claw (your first three fingers), curving them, and hitting someone's breast area.

Person A: Hey man, what's up?
Person B: Not mu- OW MAN! WHAT THE HELL!
Person A: Sorry, I couldn't resist the call of the falcon claw.

by t-rexasourous November 10, 2010

sewage falcon

a level 2 dirty bird; not very attractive but horny as hell girl; 4+ beers recommended

Check out the sewage falcon in the low cut sequin top and leather miniskirt, get me a beer.

by Swollen Ostrich August 16, 2003

Falcon Punch

Sex move derived from Nintendo's Captain Falcon. While doggy-styling a girl, the guy yells "FALCON PUUNNCH!" and immediately pulls out and penetrates the girl's anal so she can feel what it's like to be Falcon Punch'd in-game.

The other night, Alex pulled off the Falcon Punch on the ¢25 whore we bought him. After hearing him yell the phrase, we heard the bitch scream in agony.

by SnakeBiter October 21, 2009