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facacked

1. An object (often involving a mechanism of some kind) which either functions inadequately or not at all;

2. A more polite (and perhaps slightly Yiddish) way of saying "fucked:" a circumstance, problem, or crisis to which there is no readily available or viable solution, the consequences of which are in some way unpleasant;

3. (rare; herb usage) The state of being intoxicated to the point of absurdity;
1. That door's completely facacked - it hasn't shut right since I moved in here.

2. When the kegs were confiscated by the cops, they knew there would be trouble - when they found the midget chained up in the basement, they knew they were facacked.

3. - Oh man - I was so facacked last night, I must have drunk a case to my neck?

- Who the fuck uses 'facacked' in that context? Why don't you just say 'hammered'?
by sassfactory October 1, 2008
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Facially Challenged

Used to describe a person who is beyond ulgy
ME: that girl is facially challenged
Katt: i know right last week i called her ulgy and she said that 's the best thing anybody has said to her.
by eater4life October 6, 2016
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facia spashata

Girl with a fucked up face. Also known as a prawn
Carol has a facia spashata.
by Icymikee October 18, 2017
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salty facial

In basketball when a player jumps high and dunks over a defensive player, his "salty nuts" are in the defender's face.
Did you see the "salty facial" that Paul Pierce gave LeBron in last nights game?!

Yeah man! That was some weak 'd' LeBron put out there!
by Brown Sugar Cookie August 20, 2011
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Flakey Facial

The act of jizzing on someones face and leaving the jizz to crust over and form a flakey coating:)
I gave my bird a flakey facial the other day blah blah blah
by Me Forever July 2, 2012
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public facial

Where a female can be seen in public proudly displaying man juice all over her face. cum walk
Cashier: You know you look like you have baby gravy dripping off your chin ma'am? This is a reputable store and public facials are not allowed.
Zara: But Brad always gives me a Friday facial - it's so great for the skin. Wanna try some??
by Tramadolnights December 4, 2016
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Through The Facade

I've seen through The Facade. They are the best band in the world.
by Tenacious Chode January 3, 2009
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