Frozen Man Syndrom

Slowly dying from lack of warm cuddles.

She hasn't had cuddles in ages. She's dying from "frozen man syndrome"

by Fishman67 June 2, 2020

frozen chocolate treat

(n.) a piece of shit frozen in order to make it hard enough to use as a dildo; stick shit necessary

Michael Clark's mother asked Ms. Collier to borrow a dildo but she gave her a frozen chocolate treat instead.

by Sotw May 13, 2006

frozen cat embryos

What's served at Chinese Restaurants disguised as Wanton Soup.

Joe: Hey, what is Wanton soup anyway?

Frankie: Frozen cat Embryos warmed up and kept out for 3 weeks so there nice and rubbery!

by lovetorim May 8, 2007

giant frozen head

When Ice fishing, You drill a hole in the ice and stick your penis into the water, a fish will think that it is bait and give you head.

I went ice fishing and obtained giant frozen head over the weekend.

by Riot September 3, 2008

Frozen Chinese Guy

Going out in sub-zero temperatures without a coat on purposely in defiance.

"Dude, I just pulled a frozen chinese guy!"

by Aly January 25, 2004

Frozen Chinese Chipmunk

When you receive a Frozen Chipmunk in the bathroom of a PF Chang's using a scorpion bowl.

Last weekend, I was at the mall and took my girlfriend to P.F. Chang's. Oddly, she ordered her drink, a scorpion bowl, to the women's room and asked me to follow her in there. Then she gave me a Frozen Chinese Chipmunk. We're getting married next month.

by KeepingItGully March 26, 2009

Frozen Cat Fetus

adj.
Pretty much the same definitions as cool, awsome, or sweet

"Dude thats so FROZEN CAT FETUS!"

"My moose is hella FROZEN CAT FETUS"

"Man Sven, thats so not FROZEN CAT FETUS. Fuckin' looser"

by Majic Karlos March 12, 2004