friend 

a sentient tool used temporarily to get through depression and other stages of life. usually ppl forget about these tools until they are in debt and need loans/ political support. they can also help you indulge in things you will regret doing later on such as the girl next door saying she's pregnant...

my friend convinced me to do tht so its not my fault.

friend by anonymous January 4, 2022

Friend 

That one person who would burn down a building with you/for you. The kind of person that wouldn't be at your funeral if you were murdered because they are too busy killing the killer. The kind of person you text for ages and send things like this to.

1; You are an amazing friend
2: I know. I KNOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW

Friend by 1nsertBord0m January 8, 2022

friend 

Somebody who is a pal, companion, amigo, bro, ally, homie, mate, alter ego, buddy, chum, compadre, comrade, confidant, confidante, crony, familiar, intimate, advocate, advocator, apostle, backer, booster, champion, espouser, exponent, expounder, gospeler (or gospeller), herald, hierophant, high priest, paladin, promoter, proponent, protagonist, supporter, true believer, tub-thumper, white knight, acquaintance
associate, cohort, colleague, companion, fellow, hearty, hobnobber, partner, peer, sport
blood brother, brother, main man, sister to you.

Somebody who is not your enemy

Hey friend, pal, companion, amigo, bro, ally, homie, mate, alter ego, buddy, chum, compadre, comrade, confidant, confidante, crony, familiar, intimate, advocate, advocator, apostle, backer, booster, champion, espouser, exponent, expounder, gospeler (or gospeller), herald, hierophant, high priest, paladin, promoter, proponent, protagonist, supporter, true believer, tub-thumper, white knight, acquaintance
associate, cohort, colleague, companion, fellow, hearty, hobnobber, partner, peer, sport
blood brother, brother, main man, sister

friend by CYB3R_SPAC3 January 23, 2022

Friend 

Friend means a person you love, trust and respect. A friend is where you have fun with them no matter the distance, a friend is not just a friend. A friend is a lover.

Dave: yo bro did you see dream's tweet?
Me: the one where he said he's friends with georgenotfound?
Dave: Yeah but I'm not sure they're "friends"
Me: I agree

Friend by thisisajokedonttakeitsrs/j February 10, 2022

Friend 

The person you have sexual relations with, that isn't your partner. # Alycia Adams

I'm going to wash my friend's dishes. I'll be right back...

Friend by SkankFacts April 19, 2022

Friend 

It has end in it for a reason.

Fred: hey friend!
Julia: we are ending this.

Friend by anonymous May 4, 2022

friend 

a creature that has certain qualities of irritating people.

That thing is my friend

friend by peak of boring May 22, 2022