Michigan football is the the name of a once elite program that is now dominated by THEE Ohio state university. The team is now considered mediocre at best and can no longer compete with other great programs like Notre Dame or , more importantly, Ohio state. Michigan's coach is not very good compared to other coaches, (Jim Tressel, for instance) and the losing to Ohio state every year is likely to continue, which shows that all is right in the world and that Michigan represents every thing that is evil and unjust in this world.
by Randy33333 August 27, 2006
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Guy #1: Wanna Watch A Football Game?!?!?
Guy#2: Yer! I LOve Watching Men Grabbing Each Others Asses And Catching A Ball So They Can Do A Retarded Dance And give A Load of americans have an excuse to get fat!
Guy From Another Country: U Dick Heads.Its Fake Football For Christs Sake!
Guy#2: Yer! I LOve Watching Men Grabbing Each Others Asses And Catching A Ball So They Can Do A Retarded Dance And give A Load of americans have an excuse to get fat!
Guy From Another Country: U Dick Heads.Its Fake Football For Christs Sake!
by mike 90210 September 16, 2008
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coined by a certain beautiful young man at a GLOW meeting.
coined by a certain beautiful young man at a GLOW meeting.
by sk8ernerd April 24, 2011
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Boise State beat VA Tech 33 to 30 and the entire campus freaked out. Over 1000 students ran all the way to the Capital Building and cheered, screamed, went crazy on the steps. The morning after, mot of them were feeling very football hungover.
by Wade Pehrson September 7, 2010
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Easily identifiable by its orange color and oval shape, this pill is appropriately named the "orange football"
Easily identifiable by its orange color and oval shape, this pill is appropriately named the "orange football"
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Mike: yea she loves football. She has a real grip on the pigskin.
Mike: yea she loves football. She has a real grip on the pigskin.
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