Fintan

a tosspot who looks himself up on urbandictionary and thinks its all about him

Jeez fintan

by Prettyserious November 28, 2018

fainting goat

A woman that does nothing during sex aside from lie there, like a deer in the headlights or a fainting goat that goes stiff when stunned. She will then usually proceed to complain how bad the guy was in bed unless he was willing to do 100% of the work.

A woman with no sexual talent, not necessarily for lack of ability, but lack of trying. Does not communicate to her partner at all what she wants and expects the world. Just lies there in a sort of faint until it's over and done with.

Rob: "Was Erin a good fuck?"
Justin: "No, she was just another fainting goat."

by JMTX December 28, 2005

flintstoning

The act of moving your desk with your feet, without getting out of it.

Eva: I'm too close to the door, can you flintstone over please?

Tashina: Sure thing and while I'm flintstoning, I can pick up the pen you dropped

by EvaF October 13, 2007

Flintip

A word without an absolute definition, acceptable in the majority of contexts.

Formed in an effort to score highly in Scrabble.

Have you flintipped lately?
Were you flintipping?
I went to the flintipping store.

by Jossshhhhh April 15, 2008

Faint Farted

Where you fart so hard and push so hard that you need to sit down after and have a breather, really knocks the wind out of you (in more ways than one). Can also burst a blood vessel or make you faint.

"Argh, lemme sit down, i just dropped a Faint Farted"

by matbat January 10, 2009

fling flang

a certain type of wing wangg or doo dad. Usually used when referring to a skiddly pop or hoo hah.

Ryan was using his fling flang and some bitch ass snake told on him.

by Mr. fling flang January 23, 2018

Jacuzzi faint

The official autopsy of Whitney Houston revealed that the cause of death was "jacuzzi faint."
In the moments before Whitney died she drew a scalding hot bath, shot some freebase cocaine and stepped in the tub. Because she was so high, she could not feel the pain from the scalding hot water so she stood there for a bit. Then her body reacted to the extreme pain and the blood rushed out from her head causing her to... Well, jacuzzi faint.

Whitney Houston jacuzzi fainted

by Jevan12 October 14, 2014