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excuses are like asses

"Excuses are like asses, full of shit"
OR
"Excuses are like asses, full of holes"
by R@ndomProf@nity May 22, 2004
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Exclusionary Douche Bag Rule

This rule states that mega douche bags can be excluded from other rules like the golden rule (treat others the way you want to be treated) and other rules rearguarding common kindness because of there douche bag status.
Matt: Wow Steven is such a creepy sketchy cum bucket.
Billy: Hey! that's not nice, you cant say that! You should treat others the way you want to be treated.
Matt: No Billy its ok, since Steven is a bonafide douche bag he is excluded from that rule.
Billy: O' yeah I forgot all about the exclusionary douche bag rule, and yeah I know Steven is total cum bucket.
by The Wrench October 21, 2012
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exclusive infidelity

When two married people are having an affair but agree to not have any additional sexual partners outside of the affair except for their respective spouses.
My mistress wants a commitment and we agreed to exclusive infidelity.
by hithere 1902 January 8, 2014
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exclusive anal

Only for that one, special anal. Usually used as a term of "endearment".
Becky: OMG Jeremy just asked me to be his exclusive anal

Jenna: OMG BECKY I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU!!!!!!
by Dumble.doubt.dat.ass January 9, 2016
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excluse

short for exclusive. Somewhere or something that is rare, or closed off in other words something that is hard to get.
Excluse (exclusive): something one of a kind a rare

Example: “Just found these exclus shoes, and they were the last pair never seen anything like them”

“that party was exclusive there was only people there who were famous and their close friends”
by theabreviationqueen May 19, 2018
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Exclusion Zone

When you take a shit at 1:23 AM after eating your left over burrito from Chipotle, all seems well until out of nowhere your anus explodes with flatulence which is so powerful that your ass has a burning sensation and causes the restroom to smell like ass along with shit stains which take months to clean up, hence the name. exclusion zone
"Damn, that restroom is like Chernobyl, we need an Exclusion Zone around the perimeter of the restroom like the abandoned city of Pripyat. The restroom isn't going to be habitable for many many years. "
by Allosaurus Boi July 15, 2019
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Exclusive Boy Toy

Referred to as EBT, when you’re more than friends, but aren’t boyfriend and girlfriend but has more meaning than Friends with benefits (FWB)
Are you seeing someone?
I am single, but I have a exclusive boy toy
by Emgracet December 7, 2019
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