European Train Simulator

When you have an uncircumcised penis and a girl gives you a handjob

"Bro I played European Train Simulator last night!"
"Nice! I didn't know you weren't circumcised!"

by John Bigdick September 03, 2014

European Video

A slang word for pornography

New Orleans is a viable place to buy European video

by FolkandFlipFlops December 12, 2014

european chu chu train

It is when a girl flexes her asshole open and a guy blows weed smoke into her asshole. And clenches her asshole tight. While peeing in her vagina then fucking her until she orgasms then having the man's pee and the weed smoke blast out as she orgasms.

I wanna give you a European chu chu train.

by Pendulum dick April 11, 2016

European descent

Another kind of person that gives people not of European descent the blues.

That guy of European descent will keep giving someone you know who's not of European descent the blues.

by Solid Mantis February 03, 2020

european mudslide

When spooning and the big spoon recives a fecal mater fart from the little spoon.

Dude she gave me a European mudslide last fajitas night.

by Halonn January 23, 2017

European Painter

A stupid ugly idiot

DD the great European painter

by My The God April 05, 2022

European Mud Slap

Pulling back the foreskin of your penis after a mind blowing colon extravaganza and slapping the male in the face with your shit covered cock

I think Ricky's european mud slap gave me pink eye!

by TheColonCommander99 December 25, 2021