ERIC

STEAMING PILE OF SHIT! A MORNING BOWEL MOVEMENT OR THE DOG DO UNDER YOUR SHOE! TO TAKE A DUMP
I Just stepped in a big ole pile of steaming "Eric"! My morning "Eric" was a crowning achievement! I just took a huge "Eric"! etc!
by Yosemite Sammy October 27, 2011
Get the ERIC mug.

eric

A man who knows nothing about a relationship and is to afraid to kiss a girl in front of a camera.

A guy who cant draw and is bad at art.
A guy who does not follow any directions at all that a teacher tells him to.

Eric why are you painting a water bottle.
Eric why are you such an ass.
Eric is a guy who knows nothing about a relationship and art.
by TheBossForeverAndAlways March 02, 2017
Get the eric mug.

eric

a pale kid who sits inside and plays fallout 3 all day. he has anger issues, and refers to everything as gay or amazing. Hates almost everything that most people like, sometimes known as adolf. he will do almost anything for peeps marshmellows. he hates obama, bodywash, and four stroke motorcycles most.
eric is such a douche, all he wants to do is play videogames.
by fagstickMcdouchebag July 07, 2009
Get the eric mug.

Ericism

A phrase in which is so ludicrous and dumb it could have only come from Eric.
"So Obama won the Ohio prelim" "Oh I don't follow golf much"
There's an Ericism.
by Madeinthesheets August 14, 2011
Get the Ericism mug.

ERIC

The hottest red head you could ever meet, yet the biggest dork every. Seems shy at first but late at night is a silly goose. He's really silly and really smart. Has the most perfect lips ever and is really tall. Flips his hair a lot and has the most gorgeous eyes ever. Not self-centered and very caring. The most perfect kind of guy you could ever meet in Michigan. Has really big hands and plays halo with his feet. Doesn't eat much and is super skinny. Yet he is the most perfect guy in the whole world.
I love you, Eric. xDDDD
"DAYUUUMMMM!!"
"What?"
"I just saw Eric."
"..damn.."
by asiancuteness March 19, 2009
Get the ERIC mug.

eric

a guy who like to have things put up his butt. he likes playing with toys and using ky jelly on other men such as nick. he enjoys the occasional gay porn making and likes to swallow!
Nick : "man take it!"

Eric : "ok hunni!"
by Yupooo N.I July 31, 2010
Get the eric mug.

eric

eric
by eric mom fat January 10, 2019
Get the eric mug.