erectionrific

Something that equals an instant erection.

"OH MY GOD, these hamburgers are ERECTIONRIFIC!"

by PeNeTrAtOrO July 3, 2005

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erectoshrimp

A small crustacean, rare, that causes erectile disfunction and HIV. Not intended fot human consumption, it is purple in color and these chinese bastards will try to feed it to you but don't fall into their trap!!

Ooop...you just ate my erectoshrimp, moron! Hehehe, you got the V

by Mewoiz January 3, 2008

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Erection

romance novel language for being hard

she looked down and gasped at his enormous erection

by glyphmisstress March 17, 2016

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Shared Erection

When two or more male mammals get erections from the same thing.

Jim: Did you see Penny in those jeans today?
Tim: Yeah, it gave me a total boner.
Jim: I guess that makes it a shared erection.

by Dick Lodge January 28, 2011

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Coitus Erectus

Coitus Erectus (Latin: fucker, fuck-person, or motherfucker) is the scientific name for a new kind of homo sapiens sub-species, differentiated by the female having excessive bitchy tendencies, and the male's astonishing ability to nurse the phallus using his own oral cavity (Scientific: to suck one's own dick, to fuck one's self).

The male and female Coitus Erectus often engage in morally-controversial and sexually-deviant behaviors (by homo sapiens standards), which lead to their initial discovery and categorization.

Having no reason to go out and find a mate, all the males of the Coitus Erectus sub-species died out within a generation.

by neonmafia October 13, 2014

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