Emareaun

The sexiest man alive, dick the size of an Alaskan bullworm, is the sweetest asshole you’ll ever meet, has a BBL the size of Texas, knows how to dress but chooses not to, will never want to choose where to eat but will complain no matter where you get food, loves you more than anything but will act like he doesn’t, has the best girlfriend in the world but claims she doesn’t love him, secretly likes your hugs but will playfully reject them, the best boyfriend ever

Damn that dude Emareaun has the best girlfriend ever

by Sexyassmf!!!! September 24, 2023

emerald

shes fat

holy shit did you see emerald shes so obese

by therealassjit November 21, 2023

Emerald

A very sweet, caring, kind girl who’s shy around new people but when with friends, can’t shut up, even though she may have a shiny exterior, deep down she hides her true feelings because she doesn’t like to show them. You find yourself falling in love with Emeralds pretty quick because she is beautiful to say the least. Emeralds has a keen sense of what’s going on in the world, she has a deep understanding of people and her surroundings and can read people like a book. You can count on her being loyal always. she may have a home life that is really shitty but will always makes time to help others and always goes out of her way to do so, she will never leave you. Emeralds always have options when it comes to boys, but she will choose the right one when the time is right, she is very competitive and never misses a chance to show that she’s good enough. Emeralds will always match your mood and never judge.

Emerald is very sassy
Who doesn’t love Emerald

by Silly and Sam November 22, 2023

Emerald Heist

Referring to a major robbery executed to obtain an expensive emerald gem.

Wildcard: “Those idiots really wanted that emerald… really explains the whole emerald heist that happened…”

by Doctor Edward December 9, 2023

Emerald

Emerald is someone who seems like that has a lot going on and becomes friends with you, then they take everything out on you and expect you to forgive them.

You: I’m friends with emerald
Other: DON’T!!!

by Randomperson127 December 27, 2023

Emerald tablets of thoth

Sounds and awful lot like my thing don't it?

Hym "So it was forged. The emerald tablets of thoth. The gnostic gospels. All espoused by people who have said 'Oh yeah no totally Christianity has some good stuff in it and is totally not an incest cult filled with solipsistic retards.' But it sounds an awful lot like my thing. Additionally. No. Your religion is in no way redeemable. No there is no absence of religion void that forms without religion. No it didn't do all of the good things in society. Bad. Religion bad. Charlatan bad."

by Hym Iam July 9, 2024

Emrakel

A person who thinks positive and negative,a loyal person to their friends.That person is shy but once you get to know her,she lights up with personality!She makes people laugh,and is a joker.She does many fun things,she puts her family and friends before herself.

Hey Emrakel. It was so funny when you did that joke!

by ST4R_FOR_L1FE January 15, 2025