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Elijah

A savage gamer god who loves to smash puss and respect women. Except for when these women express irrational opinions. He will then crush them under the weight of his massive cock. He loves movies, especially lighthouse.
Damn I kinda wanna fuck Elijah

Get in line bro.
by DaBabyJesus June 13, 2021
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An Elijah is the type of person to make you feel like you matter. They're nice to one's around them, but won't forget if you did something to hurt them. If you come across an Elijah you wanna date them as soon as you can because they are always wanting to talk to you, will stay up teasing you, but only because they love you so much, they'll also listen to you talk, and you'll find yourself talking to them for hours on end about random stuff. They are good looking, and an excellent listener. Everytime you hear their voice you feel butterflies in your stomach. They constantly put people in front of them because they care about their loved ones. As you get to know them you'll find out very soon that they're very goofy, and full of energy. Whenever you flirt with them it's always the cutest thing to hear their reaction.
I love Elijah
by Bruh_Bruh-bruh July 10, 2021
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Elijah is a the kind of guy who seems cool at first but then you realize he's not. He's not the type of guy you'll go talk to without knowing his name. He's has fair amount of friends and usually dates one of them and after he's done with that one he will move on to the next.
Elijah is usually a ginger
by anonymous July 14, 2021
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Sexy and amazing person.

definitely didn't write this for myself
"Did you see Elijah today?"
"Yeah, they're fucking hot."
"SO TRUE!"
by lovejoyyy July 22, 2021
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Typically a guy with a big forehead, ignorant because "he doesn't feel like it/ he doesn't care"
It's that Elijah kid, he can't even do simple division.
by subtocoryxkenshin September 17, 2021
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Elijah is a sexy man who is a basketball hod and he can be toxic at times if u try and roast him he will go off and he will do anything to get in his crushes cheeks and just duck the shit out of them
Elijah: would u fuck me

Crush: of course daddy
by Jacob kress September 18, 2021
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That one friend that has a 4tb hard drive full of porn sorted on the actress, but secretly advocates futanari hentai and is extremely gay.
Aye you see that dude over there? He really looks like an Elijah.
by HarryLLC September 27, 2021
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