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Wild Elf

Wild elves are hardier that their cousins and have a reputation for being fierce, indomitable warriors. Wild elves aren't noted for their brains.
by smurf August 22, 2004
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elf vision

When your elf on the shelf draws glasses on your face so you can Santa in his sleigh better at night.
My elf on the shelf gave me elf vision!
by Santa Claus and candy cane December 24, 2023
mugGet the elf visionmug.

Elf

by luc i. ferine August 26, 2023
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Ass Elf

A pale, bipedal mammal. Often morbidly obese. Often named Chris and thrive in any habitat that’s within close proximity to a large group of small children.
Man, Chris is always drinking Chinese aloe water. He is such an ass elf.
by Leroy Blumpkin December 9, 2021
mugGet the Ass Elfmug.

drip elf

by CHILDFUCKER84 August 3, 2021
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Head Elf

The elf responsible for blowing Santa when Mrs. Claus is busy baking cookies.
Man being the head elf is not all it is cracked up to be. Santa cums a small river and expects me to swallow.
by Angus McCracken February 8, 2020
mugGet the Head Elfmug.

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