Fast Eddy

A gay man who walks up to people and knocks them out and then sucks their dicks’.

You better shut up or I’ll give you a Fast Eddy.

by Cram Jimmy October 24, 2019

eddy davidson

Pronounced: A-nul Pra-ree-dawg
A small, hard, tenacious ball of fecal matter that resists expulsion from the anus and causes great discomfort.

Dammit, I have this persistent pelvic pressure and I keep squatting , but I just CANNOT squeeze out this Eddy Davidson. Out, Eddy Davidson, out already!

by Cayucas July 9, 2017

Speddy Eddie

An individual of limited intellectual ability who grunts periodically

Bob is such a speddy eddie, he ran over his mother again.

by IcecoldBob March 25, 2022

drunk Eddie

An alcoholic degenerate of the worst kind

Did you see that guy crash the 3 year olds birthday party for free liquor! he's definitely a drunk Eddie

by Whkdikvdy359637bdhj October 21, 2023

a cousin eddie

Someone that moves their fishing line over yours when you say you got a bite

My friend pulled a cousin eddie when my bobber went under

by Dakarkar April 10, 2016

Eddy malou

"Hi sir Fidel, my father's name is the one of the greatest scientist of democratic republic of Congo, Eddy malou (E, double D, Y hyphen M, A, L, O, U) that is it means the esteem of KNOWLEDGE, the ones who knows lots of things"

"...the congolexicomatization of market laws, please..."

"-Do you know rollerblades ?

-Yes, it's all about this, because, when we speak about reller, we can see nuclearity."

It's a next eddy malou level of bullshit

by genesis maraboutator October 1, 2017

Eddie Owada

a very handsome man,who has a angry personality when you first meet them but an amazing caring person once you meet him, he has freckles, pretty grey-green eyes that match his smoke perfectly, he has an amazing personality and his laugh is the best thing ever. He is very overprotective over the people he loves or cares about and he gets angry quick. He dyes his hair quite a bit, But he has no flaws to them, and he gets excited over small things. He is very handsome and important to a lot of people, and I think he's a very snazzy person. :

you don't need an example to understand how great Eddie Owada is

by BugMan_01 June 25, 2021