Evan Rachel Wood

A 20 year-old actress that isnt going anywhere, has no personality or style of her own, and is just plain annoying. Plans on launching a singing career like other try-hard actors. Will most likely be the death of Marilyn Manson .

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To get away from Evan Rachel Wood.

by ya_mum00 November 4, 2007

Evanescence

Simply words cannot describe how good they are! similar to Lacuna Coil, Nightwish, Him and,to a certain extent, Cradle Of Filth! They so good! Imaginary is best! thatscary bit in the middle is the defining moment of my life!

Evanescence are the best band ever!
i concur!

by Wardrobe May 29, 2005

Evan Schneider

A kid who would be funny until he eventually confesses to liking the school librarian.

Evan Schneider confesses to liking the school librarian.

by Cody Blackburn October 1, 2019

Evan check

Constantly looking for a friend who is lagging behind. Derived from a Summer 2004 Eurotrip in which our group was always looking to see if our friend Evan had lagged behind.

Dudes, time for an Evan check.

by Captain Correcto June 10, 2004

Eight Inch Evan

An American teenager with a claimed penis size to be "7 maybe 8 inches" quoted by his ex-girlfriend

Kathy- "I can't even walk because im so soar"
Debbie- "rough night?"

Kathy- "yep went home with eight inch evan"

Debbie- "oh i hear ya, ripped my vag last week"

by tacomaster1111111 October 27, 2011

Evan Rachel Wood

A bitch.Talentless idiot who was engaged to Marilyn Manson and now is making up stories about him abusing her She should be cancelled.She supports her bff Amber Heard,even though she's a proven abuser.She is also an nazi and a racist.Claims she's bi but acts like the most hetero person ever.

That girl reminds me of Evan Rachel Wood, I hate her.

by Spooky_Mansonite15 August 11, 2021

Evanescence

A great band. With a kick ass lead singer. Their genre is post grunge. Which is cool, because I'm a big fan of grunge music. It sucks that Ben left the band. They've had 2 albums out, and they came to their height of popularity in march of '03 when bring me to life was released. Though they are still very popular.

I was a fan of 12 stones, so I heard the duet that evaneacence did with them. I liked Bring me to life a lot. I heard the song on WWE Raw, a month before it was released.

by Kristina Delonge July 2, 2004