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Early Drinking

A completely socially acceptable cocktail or three before a date to ease the nerves
I'm at the bar early drinking and looking at wedding rings until he gets here. - sent to friend via text
by ArnoldPalmer82 October 30, 2017
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early days of aviation

Whereby a male dons a leather cap, scarf and aviator goggles, pulls down his breeches and underwear, stretches his arms up in order to grip an imaginary propeller, and then procedes to jump up and down causing his flaccid penis to girate very much like a propeller in the early days of aviation. This delightful party trick can also be performed by women, whereby rotating breasts serve to represent said propeller(s). As described by one S. Milligan of Monkenhurst, Hadley, some time after WW2.
The child's entertainer performed a classic Early days of aviation, much to the merriment of the parents and the distress of their offspring.

Jebediah met his wife by performing the Early days of aviation for her during a summer ball.
by Jebediah Splitter January 31, 2018
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early hours

Period from 00:00 (12:00 am) until 06:00 (6:00 am).
by ÑÇÇÑÇÇÑÇÇÑÇÇÑ August 25, 2025
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he be off the early

Someone who is quick in acting. Could be in terms of time, or place
He be off the early when we be going out at night
by lobe3 January 16, 2012
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Early Snake gets the Cake

Early Bird gets the worm. But I hate worms! Who the heck eats worms? Cake is much better. I prefer pizza but does not have the same ring to it. This is not to be confused with Shel Silverstein's "Cake Eating Snake" which contains no hyphen and from a grammatical perspective is unclear if the Cake eats Snakes or vice-versa.

This term was originally coined by Dylan Schwartz (CEO of Dylan Universe Comics, www.DylanUniverseComics.com) on January 3rd 2019.
Why you are up early? As they say," the early snake gets the cake."
by MadDawgDylan January 3, 2020
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semi-early

dude: wow, i'm semi-early for work today!
girl: it's 7:58, you're not late for once, but you're not early either.
by fathermike July 12, 2011
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Butt-ass early

We’re gonna have to get up butt-ass early tomorrow
by Assterblaswteer March 26, 2023
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