I'm at the bar early drinking and looking at wedding rings until he gets here. - sent to friend via text
by ArnoldPalmer82 October 30, 2017
Get the Early Drinkingmug. Whereby a male dons a leather cap, scarf and aviator goggles, pulls down his breeches and underwear, stretches his arms up in order to grip an imaginary propeller, and then procedes to jump up and down causing his flaccid penis to girate very much like a propeller in the early days of aviation. This delightful party trick can also be performed by women, whereby rotating breasts serve to represent said propeller(s). As described by one S. Milligan of Monkenhurst, Hadley, some time after WW2.
The child's entertainer performed a classic Early days of aviation, much to the merriment of the parents and the distress of their offspring.
Jebediah met his wife by performing the Early days of aviation for her during a summer ball.
Jebediah met his wife by performing the Early days of aviation for her during a summer ball.
by Jebediah Splitter January 31, 2018
Get the early days of aviationmug. by ÑÇÇÑÇÇÑÇÇÑÇÇÑ August 25, 2025
Get the early hoursmug. by lobe3 January 16, 2012
Get the he be off the earlymug. Early Bird gets the worm. But I hate worms! Who the heck eats worms? Cake is much better. I prefer pizza but does not have the same ring to it. This is not to be confused with Shel Silverstein's "Cake Eating Snake" which contains no hyphen and from a grammatical perspective is unclear if the Cake eats Snakes or vice-versa.
This term was originally coined by Dylan Schwartz (CEO of Dylan Universe Comics, www.DylanUniverseComics.com) on January 3rd 2019.
This term was originally coined by Dylan Schwartz (CEO of Dylan Universe Comics, www.DylanUniverseComics.com) on January 3rd 2019.
by MadDawgDylan January 3, 2020
Get the Early Snake gets the Cakemug. dude: wow, i'm semi-early for work today!
girl: it's 7:58, you're not late for once, but you're not early either.
girl: it's 7:58, you're not late for once, but you're not early either.
by fathermike July 12, 2011
Get the semi-earlymug. by Assterblaswteer March 26, 2023
Get the Butt-ass earlymug.