Disturbed

A "new/alternative" metal band from Chicago, with a lead singer, David Draimen, that is easily recognizable (due to the "tusks" that protrude from his lower lip). Some consider them hard rock, others metal. But the fact is Disturbed puts out great music during a time where the rock genre is incredibly shallow (I'm talking to you, scremo bands).

If you haven't heard much of Disturbed, here's a few of their best songs (IMO) by album.

The Sickness:
Down with the Sickness
Voices
Violent Fetish

Believe:
Remember
Rise
Prayer

Ten Thousand Fists:
Deify
Overburdened
Stricken
Sons of Plunder

"Man, I went to a Disturbed concert last night. I got beer spilled all over me, but it was fuckin' incredible! They sound the same live as they do in the studio!"

by ! Logan ! January 11, 2009

red light district

A run-down part of a town or city that is frequented by thugs and hoodlums. Best known for being the centre of the prostitution industry.

I saw yo mama in the red light district.

by Gumba Gumba February 23, 2004

Distant Cousin

Fair game. When a distant cousin is uber hot and do-able.

No dude, it's cool. She's a distant cousin.

by Skylark Batholomue May 13, 2005

distribution

Dealing drugs, dealing the good shit.

"I'm into distribution, I'm like Atlantic, I got the Mother Fuckers flyin' cross the Atlantic!" - Rick Ross

by darkmyst June 19, 2006

Cloud District

Somewhere you should get very often. Roots from the phrase "Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh, what am I saying. Of course you don't." from the extremely popular RPG video game, Skyrim.

Nazeem: Do you get to the cloud district very often?
Guard: I used to be an adventurer like you...
NCR Soldier: Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a -
Arnold: SHUUUUUUUTTT UUUUUUPPPP

{Above: Arnold Schwarzenegger discovers just how annoying radiant dialogue is in Bethesda games}

by Bob the Destroyer of Galaxies. March 31, 2015

Distraction!

A literal distraction. Best sent by texts or IM's for best. It makes whoever gets distracted feel like a tool, or smile. both are common emotions. Best used when you're playing an online game with someone and you text them, distracting them from whatever you're doing.

hell, you could even distract them from being distracted, the possibilities are endless.

Person 1: baking cookies
Person 2 : *text* DISTRACTION!
Person 1: *text* you dirty whore i was baking cook-
Person 2: *text* DISTRACTION!
Person 1: *text* YOU DICK I WAS TEXTING YOU BACK AS TO HOW YOU DISTRACTED ME FROM MAKING COOKIES
Person 2: *text* Your cookies are burning.
*cookies are on fire*

by Paddy O'Mally May 7, 2009

The Distillers

A hardcore punk band that was formed in the LA punk scene. Brody Dalle- the lead singer and rhythm guitarist formed the band after just newly moving to America. The Band has put out three albums including The Distillers, Sing Sing Death House, and lastly Coral Fang. The band also performed the theme for the movie Spiderman. Despite numerous lineup changes, the band still kept a huge fan base. In 2006 the band announced that they disbanded The Distillers, after Dalle had her first child. A new project is coming- Spinnerette, a new band started up by Dalle and the lead guitarist from The Distillers, Tony.

Person 1: Is that a guy singing. I thought you said the lead of The Distillers was a GIRL??!!!!11
Person 2: NO. The person singing is the hottest woman on the planet.
-shows picture of Dalle-
person 1: HOLY SHIT!

Teeny Bopper- "OMGZZ! I'M SO PUNK!!!111 I HAVE A MOHAWK"

Real Punk-"Really now. What's your favorite punk band?"

Teeny Bobber- "SIMPLE PLAN. THA BEST EVAR!
What about you??"

Punk- "The Distillers"

Teenie- "THE WHO???"

Punk- -bitch slaps-

by Rudyyyy August 19, 2008