a problem usually found in young, male(obviously) teenagers when even though they may not be aroused, they may obtain an erection.
A: dude Steve had a boner in english today. it was nasty

B: dude thats not funny, Steve has Spontaneous Erection Disorder

A: don't wel all?
by kl2895 January 10, 2011
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-Excessive interest in or admiration of oneself due to one being a nurse.

-The belief that the nursing profession is the most important profession, and all other professions are inferior and do not contribute to healthcare as a whole.
-Selfishness, involving a sense of entitlement, a lack of empathy, and a need for admiration, as characterized by their nursing profession.
-Self-centeredness arising from failure to distinguish the self from their nursing profession, often the result of a mental disorder.

Related to Nursicissitic and Nurscissism
I think that Becky has Nursicisstic Personality Disorder. She's always such a bitch to everybody else just because she's a nurse.
by Berkleydog May 04, 2019
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Best Pussy Disorder

When a female believes their vagina is the best of its kind.
Wow, Veronica is so delusional..

I know, she suffers from Best Pussy Disorder.
by p6291 June 18, 2023
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caffeine deficit disorder

When one is extremely sluggish and unable to think about anything but coffee. Timing varies, but it is often reported to be particularly intense at 6 am, 9:30 am and 3:30 pm.
Oh man, my Caffeine Deficit Disorder (CDD) is totally kicking in, if I don't get some coffee soon this hole day will be a waste of breath.
by Stoolie May 23, 2014
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pica eating disorder

Pics is a eating disorder where you crave things that aren’t food for ex chalk,dirt,hair,ice,etc
Pls get help for pica eating disorder
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Hoe Dick Disorder

A medical condition in which a male genitalia is erect several times a day for at least 10 minutes but no longer than 4 hours. Different than erectile dysfunction as HDD is induced by purely hoe behaviors.
GF: BB, is your dick hard again?
BF: Maaaan, you know I can't control my hoe dick disorder! It's actually a problem for me. I just want the booty so bad, maaaan.
by dirtysloo March 24, 2016
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Avoidant Personality Disorder, sometimes abbreviated as AVPD, is a relatively rare personality disorder that makes a person abnormally...well, avoidant.
Symptoms of Avoidant Personality Disorder can include:
-Extreme sensitivity to criticism or rejection, even if done in a nice way
-Social isolation, due to only hanging out with people who will accept them and avoiding people who are critical

-Fear of conflict; not voicing complaints, lest the subject(s) of the complaint react harshly
-Extremely low self-esteem; lower than that of a person suffering from depression
-Crippling shyness

-Being easily embarrassed or flustered
-Over-explaining a lot to avoid any potential misunderstandings
-Being unresponsive to any forms of communication (particularly verbal communication), especially if they are unhappy with someone, or vice versa
-Having trouble asking for help
-Extreme indecisiveness

Mental and personality disorders are different for everyone, but it doesn't make them any less serious.
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