Nursicisstic Personality Disorder

-Excessive interest in or admiration of oneself due to one being a nurse.

-The belief that the nursing profession is the most important profession, and all other professions are inferior and do not contribute to healthcare as a whole.
-Selfishness, involving a sense of entitlement, a lack of empathy, and a need for admiration, as characterized by their nursing profession.
-Self-centeredness arising from failure to distinguish the self from their nursing profession, often the result of a mental disorder.

Related to Nursicissitic and Nurscissism

I think that Becky has Nursicisstic Personality Disorder. She's always such a bitch to everybody else just because she's a nurse.

by Berkleydog May 4, 2019

Hoe Dick Disorder

A medical condition in which a male genitalia is erect several times a day for at least 10 minutes but no longer than 4 hours. Different than erectile dysfunction as HDD is induced by purely hoe behaviors.

GF: BB, is your dick hard again?
BF: Maaaan, you know I can't control my hoe dick disorder! It's actually a problem for me. I just want the booty so bad, maaaan.

by dirtysloo July 11, 2016

Pubescence Collapse Disorder

A chronic issue where after you start to hit puberty, your body suddenly starts to conform back to the state of pre-puberty, and all gained puberty traits near instantly vanish in one swift sweep.

Similar to a voice crack, but for all of puberty's traits.

Guy: Dude, while I was in the middle of a voice crack, I suddenly experienced Pubescence Collapse Disorder; it felt so awkward.

Lax bro: Woah dude, that's so bro!

by The definder September 24, 2011

Avoidant Personality Disorder

Avoidant Personality Disorder, sometimes abbreviated as AVPD, is a relatively rare personality disorder that makes a person abnormally...well, avoidant.

Symptoms of Avoidant Personality Disorder can include:
-Extreme sensitivity to criticism or rejection, even if done in a nice way
-Social isolation, due to only hanging out with people who will accept them and avoiding people who are critical

-Fear of conflict; not voicing complaints, lest the subject(s) of the complaint react harshly
-Extremely low self-esteem; lower than that of a person suffering from depression
-Crippling shyness

-Being easily embarrassed or flustered
-Over-explaining a lot to avoid any potential misunderstandings
-Being unresponsive to any forms of communication (particularly verbal communication), especially if they are unhappy with someone, or vice versa
-Having trouble asking for help
-Extreme indecisiveness

Mental and personality disorders are different for everyone, but it doesn't make them any less serious.

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 25, 2022

pica eating disorder

Pics is a eating disorder where you crave things that aren’t food for ex chalk,dirt,hair,ice,etc

Pls get help for pica eating disorder

by Iluvmilfs1988 September 5, 2021

Best Pussy Disorder

When a female believes their vagina is the best of its kind.

Wow, Veronica is so delusional..

I know, she suffers from Best Pussy Disorder.

by p6291 June 18, 2023

Attention Desire Disorder

An unnatural craving for attention at all times. Subject will make loud noises, interrupt conversations, or perform outrageous acts to seek attention from others. The other A.D.D. problem.

There goes Ron again, running around the office in his underwear and tie. He's got really bad Attention Desire Disorder (A.D.D).

by Kevin Galligan March 6, 2009