Atkins diet

The sorry excuse for a diet regimen that ends up leaving you more unhealthy than if you had stayed off the diet.

How can you substitute sugars and starch for saturated fats? The brain's main food is sugar, and there happens to be a little insignificant thing called....uhh.... HEART DISEASE?!!!!!

by bigtones January 10, 2005

Diet Hoe

A girl that leads you on and talks sexually but isn't about what she's says

"I went over her house, but we didn't do anything. Turns out she was a diet hoe."

by Playboymikey January 27, 2018

klepto diet

A diet consisting solely of food that one can steal for themselves.

I have to live off a klepto diet until my next paycheck, but luckily the convienent store manager doesn't pay much attention.

by Scumgoth August 10, 2017

The Elvis Diet

When someone take prescription uppers in the morning and prescription downers of a night.

Person 1: Man, he’s so energetic and productive during the day!
Person 2: Yeah, he’s on the Elvis Diet, uppers in the morning and downers at night so he can sleep.

by Crash1925 August 27, 2021

Diet Spoda

A wigger, or white person who acts black; originating from spoda, redneck slang for a black person, from "You ain't 'spoda be coming round these parts!"

"Pull up your pants, you fake-ass mall gangster. You ain't nothin' but a diet spoda!"

by PrisonChessNetwork February 29, 2020

Diet-Punk

A genre of music that is a fusion of mainstream or pop and punk rock music. The bands often look and dress punk, but the music is created to appeal to the mainstream. Often created for maximum image and radio play.

Bands like Green Day started the Diet-Punk movement, which opened the door for Good Charlotte and the like.

You can't buy punk at the mall, that is Diet-Punk my friends.

by Mr. Twister December 15, 2008

Diet sprite

A bland-looking white woman who is considered conventionally attractive.

Before he was a pedophile, Woody Allen dated a series of diet sprites.

That fashion show was full of diet sprites.

Jeff is dating a diet sprite because he enjoys power-signaling.

by Fever_dream May 25, 2018