Dial-on

A poor performance from someone.

Did you see Elgan? He got some mad Dial-on last Sunday!

by Goatishh July 31, 2025

Dialing the pink telephone

To masturbate tickle the clitoris

Dialing the Pink telephone She dialed the pink telephone last night

by anonymous July 5, 2021

dial-up

a type of internet connection that doesn’t allow you to use your phone line while connected to the internet and slow af. also the type of internet that the family of uraraka ochaco can afford since they’re broke af.

x: let me check my mail, maybe my friends sent something…
*dialing*
*6 hours lates*
x: whoa, this urban dictionary site is so fun!
*end of the month*
dad of x: hmm, phone bill… wait $500?
dad of x: SON WTF IS THIS BILL?

x: Dad I can explain-
dad of x: ENOUGH DIAL-UP FOR YOU I’M CONFISCATING YOUR FUCKING MODEM!

by Turkroach in ud ジ May 31, 2021

Dial A Vet

Speak with a Vet 24/7 Australia and NZ wide in minutes!

Me: Need to speak with a vet? Just Dial A Vet.

by puppiesaus November 25, 2021

Rego diale

A person that is doing physical science and hates it and wants to put the entire subject to an end and thy cannot see

I'm such a rego diale bruh,but I can see

by Android vs iphone February 15, 2023

Dialing the gate

To masturbate with every intention of ejaculating as quickly as possible. It's used to describe the masturbater on the go, one who can't take his time and is in a hurry. The phrase is a reference to the Stargate MGM TV shows that have numerous scenes of people "dialing" to activate the gate portal into another planet. Often there is an ancient dialing device or a human computer one. The popularity of the phrase remains relegated to stargate fans or sci-fi nerds in general because no one else is likely to understand the reference.

I caught this guy in the park dialing the gate like it's no body's business.

by dioxholster January 22, 2011

Dung & Dial

When you poop on a work call

I dung & dialed earlier, it was magical

by dungbutt August 29, 2017