Deuce Nugget

A turd that comes out in small rock shaped form.

"I have to drop a deuce nugget"
"Wow those are pretty big deuce nuggets"

by whassup2ice2 March 27, 2009

Deuce Deuce

A kickass band from Baltimore, Maryland. Made by two straight-edge guys name Joey and Clinton; with a sound like T. Mills and 3OH!3 with some added jizz-worthy screams you better love them.

Jesus: Have you heard that new song by Deuce Deuce?
Alejandro: Poker Face? Yeah man, that shit`s crazy good.

by youbettawerk March 15, 2011

Deuce Bumps

The goose-bumps that often precede or accompany an immenent, voluminous bowel movement.

I knew I had to find a rest stop post-haste when I got the deuce bumps

by Joe Crowe May 15, 2008

Deuce-Deuce

When two people take a crap simultaneously on one toilet. One person sits on the toilet as normal, then the other person squats and shits in the hole in between the person's legs.

Joe has to shit and so does Pat but there is only one toilet. Joe enters the bathroom and Pat see's his opportunity has passed to use the can. Pat then says "Joe let's save some time and "Deuce-Deuce".

by Peter Upinya March 12, 2008

deuce deuce

Two 7.5 mg Vicodin combined with two 10 mg Valium.

"Yo, pass me a deuce deuce and let's get jacked up."

by McDeuced May 15, 2009

deuce brothers

n. A singular band of three brothers (thus the modifier deuce) and their implied cohorts who are partial to violence, crime, any and all infractions of the law and morality, and alcoholism. Originally comprised of Jimmy "Fingers" Deuce, Jesse "The Fist" Deuce, Taylor "Tip-Cup" Deuce and 08675309. Later added to the group: The BQ

Those blasted deuce brothers stole my couch again!

by First Lady of the Stage March 18, 2005

deuce deuce

n. Slang for a twenty-two ounce bottle of beer.

Yo man go get a deuce deuce of High Life.

by thug4life September 29, 2002