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Diesel Meister

He got points taken off his paper because he spelled Deisel Meister "Diesel Meister".
by Britton T. February 6, 2007
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Diesel Man

He comes while you are unconcious after tieing one on and pours diesel fuel down your throat.
(upon waking) Oh god, the Diesel Man has been.
by zenrat August 6, 2010
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Diesel truck addict

A person sexually addicted to diesel trucks. Most commonly associated with the @dieseltruckaddicts Instagram page.
That guy follows @dieseltruckaddicts. He must be a diesel truck addict. He likes to have sex with diesel trucks and probably their owners too.
by Dllnbro August 7, 2015
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Diesel Douche

A post-pubescent rural male that shows their plumage through an overly modified diesel pickup; his father was generally a man that had an IROC in the 1980s
Dan has a lifted F250 diesel with modified injectors that "rolls coal", when he does gratuitous burnouts in front of people's houses, the world, and any female he was contemplating copulating with, thinks of him as a diesel douche.
by AlbanianCocksman September 19, 2019
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Diesel

Diesel is the ultimate God and will forever be remembered as the dog who inspired the Dingzel Movement. He has suffered a lot but always comes out on top. He has a true soul and will always stay in the hearts of many around.
Diesel is the legendary dog.
by Theultimatepetrol June 4, 2020
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natural deselection

Defined as the behaviour and ultimate loss of life of 'chavs' by only ever consuming mind boggling quantities of take away 'food'.
Idiot Chav eats take aways for 15 years ...dies!Death by junk food. Hence 'Natural Deselection'
by Monkit December 11, 2013
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classy diesel whore

A girl who lives, loves, and breathes diesel. If you steal ones heart, she will be the most loyal person ever. She's strong willed and hard headed and ain't afraid to get grease under her nails. Typically drives a badass diesel. Note: do not make fun of her truck. It will result in a chainsaw shoved up your ass.
"I am a classy diesel whore so don't talk shit about my truck or I'll get my chainsaw out and tear you a new one."
by DieselChick_DJIF June 10, 2014
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