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Sex defender

A person of which, whom isn't a Sex offender, often known as a meme in 21st century humor. The word is mostly used in discord chat arguments and other meme ingredients.
Guy 1: Ayo this Guy 2 is a sex offender.

Guy 2: Says your mom joke 372684th time.

Guy 3: Hold on, I'm a sex defender
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windows defender

The worst antivirus you could possibly think of using on your windows computer, made by Microsoft and is bundled with windows 8/8.1 and 10.
Cheap Person: I don't want to pay for an antivirus because they're so expensive so I just use the windows defender antivirus that is made by Microsoft because it's free and I can just use my money to robux instead!
Computer Geek: Windows defender can't detect any viruses. You are wasting your time and valuable money.
Cheap Person: I don't care you nerd.
by Lucy Lied May 10, 2018
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T-Rex Defense

If an awkward girl won't leave you alone, make like Ian Malcolm and stop whatever conversation you were having to freeze like a statue. Her vision is based on movement and she will pass you by for tastier prey, like a T-Rex.
"Kelly from the bar came up to me last night and I couldn't shake her off, I had to utilize the T-Rex Defense in hopes she would move on and attack some lawyer guy on a toilet."
by Phil Hubbard September 13, 2008
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defunkitated

wierd, odd, stupid, or just plain idiotic.
Dude, thats defunkitated
by Stink November 25, 2003
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Defunct

Fucked up or disjunctional
My right nose hole is Defunct
by One rad kid May 28, 2018
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Defunctland

A term made popular by the YouTube channel Defunctland, the phrase "defunctland" is often used to encompass all things defunct or abandoned which are of interest to urban explorers and amateur historians. This includes old theme park attractions, dead malls, defunct corporations and abandoned themed resorts. The term is most often used when referring to places within North America, and is meant to be a comedic wordplay parody of California's Disneyland theme park.
"Man, I miss going to see that ride when I was a kid! Now it's rotting in defunctland."

"Hey Johnny, do you remember when Enron went bankrupt? It'll always have a place in defunctland."
by LittleDustyBrownMouse October 30, 2018
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Defensive Walking

The pedestrian version of defensive driving used to anticipate walking errors of others in overpopulated areas.
"Dude, I was in Chinatown the other day and defensive walking saved me from a low speed collision."
by Lokiejones November 7, 2011
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