Defensive Dick

The ability to block and defend against gay mens offensive dick.

"Today I used my defensive dick to block Gary's offensive dick."

by Dino Marcockass May 9, 2018

Defensive End

A position in American football. It is on defense. Their body size is 6'2" or above, and 260 lbs or above. They bridge the gap between defensive tackles and linebackers. They are responsible for controlling the outside of the offensive line, deflecting passes, forcing/recovering fumbles, getting sacks or T.F.L., and sometimes, in rare cases, getting picks. Have to be strong, quick, and agile. Great position overall, just don't expect too much glory, unless you are a superstar. other names; D.E. , D- end, defensive lineman, etc. So simple, but even the simple job is not easy. Respect the D ends, and all d- linemen, they are just about the toughest men on the field.

Guy one: Dude, for fantasy football my defensive ends are Myles Garrett and Nick Bosa.
Guy two: Nice bro, I got Trey Hendrickson and Chase Young.
Guy one: They are all great players and will have a great season this year!
Guy two: Duh!!1

by KaosK.J.Tuck July 5, 2022

First time prisoner defense

The first time prisoner defense is a self-defense move which involves pooping yourself or your pants in order to avoid being raped.

This can be done by both men and women in any context, but was popularized as a grimy prison tactic.

"Damn, I heard George is going to prison for murder. I hope he brings lube hahaha"

"Hahaha I hope he tries the first time prisoner defense out."

by BadgerNoise February 26, 2022

Diarrhea Defense

When you don’t want to go to an event or do something and blame it on diarrhea. Nobody will ever question it. It’s the perfect excuse.

I got out of dinner tonight by using the diarrhea defense. Worked like a charm!

by Preston J. Smith April 2, 2022

Defense

I was just thinking about Chael Sonnen's criticism of the Francis (I'm not going to try to spell Ngannu and I'm not going to google it) vs Tyson Fury decision (And I know this eas a while ago) and...

Hym "Whst his steroid addled mind fails to grasp is that BOXING judges score for defense in a way that UFC judges do not. So, a 10/8 isn't going to win a decision if literally every other punch misses and you get jabbed 40 times a round. Now, the converse is that if UFC judges scored for defense in the same way... Sean Strickland beats Dricus. If BOXING judges scored for damage Francis wins the decision."

by Hym Iam April 17, 2024

Self Defense

When someone tries to beat you up so you beat them up to stop them from beating you up.

Person 1 used self defense when Person 2 tried to chase him and grab his weapon. Person 2 seemed to have intent of harming Person 1.

by Based Cow November 18, 2021

Dead Chewbacca Defense

Similar to The Chewbacca Defense, wherein a person will completely switch the subject of their argument to something totally unrelated. By hammering this point home the intent is to make the debating partner completely give up. In a Dead Chewbacca Defense, the point that the user switches to will be completely wrong, untrue or contradictory, and he or she will continue to support this point and hammer it in until the opponent has to go with it and submit.
Named for the Chewbacca Defense and the Dead Parrot Defense.

Here, Rob uses the Dead Chewbacca Defense
Doug: Well, I can see your point there but beauty is defined by the individual-
Rob: My shirt is blue!
Doug: No it's not..
Rob: Sky blue!
Doug: Your shirt is white.
Rob: My shirt is blue!
Doug: Screw it.

by Jordrake December 5, 2010