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Not Deer

The Appalachian Not Deer is a folk cryptid. as a lesser known cryptid, they can be found all throughout the green, wilder parts of the world. They are more likely to be ran into the more you think/ or speak of them. Saying aloud the term 'Not Deer' seems to give them more power to show themselves and notice you.

Upon closer examination you will notice their twisted limbs face a reversed direction, they may stand on their hind legs even as if humanoid. The Not Deer have multiple eyes, gaping mouths with rotted fangs andclaws even open wide rib cages as their flesh and meat fall. Some suffer diseases that can present clusters of holes and bumps, trypophobic patterns are also commonly seen in males. They’re also said to make clicking noises and move with uncomfortable jerking motions.

If the Not Deer locks eyes with you, do not acknowledge the creature. The creature will disappear if you are strong enough to clear your mind. Not Deer are predators, you will be hunted if spotted, chased down as prey. They will strike paralyzing fear in your heart.. You must forget you ever came into contact with it.
beware the not deer, never think or speak of those ill hell-beasts.

If you are so unlucky to lock eyes with a Not Deer, you unwittingly have begun the chase.
by dykefather September 20, 2021
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Amaghi Deer

Amaghi Deer is an original species of deer made by me! They have freckles/small spots all over their body and bent horns. They always have one dark eye. Amaghi means unknown.
And yes, they are an open species. No, they are not a real species of deer.
Random Furry: What's your fursonas species?
Other Random Furry: It's an Amaghi Deer ^^
by .cLxUdY_bXnNyy. February 12, 2021
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Deer legs

When a woman has long skinny legs that appear pretty and elegant.
Wow did you see that model? She has deer legs!
by Christina.b August 31, 2021
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Deer

Rodger's doesn't actually have a deer. His deer is nonexistent.
by Balatro February 19, 2023
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Deering

Jumping around in rage during fight when you’re trying to prove a point because you have too much energy in your body.
Stop deering- Dude you’re deering right now.
by Magba June 15, 2022
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Deered

Has a couple of different meanings. Prominently used to describe when someone is getting their ass beat in a fight. Can also be used to describe someone who has a crisp haircut.
“Ahhh, I see the barber deered you up with the nice fade. Did you watch Ben Askren get deered up by Jake Paul?”
by TheGodFather5 July 29, 2021
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Southern Deer Stomp

The act of forcibly putting the heel of a high heal shoe into one's anus repeatedly.
Pete owed money and got southern deer stomped by Steven.
by Sven Zryak April 27, 2019
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