Deer-Vehicle Crash

when a car collides with a deer

Asgore: DRIVING IN MY CAR RIGHT AFTER A BEER HEY THAT BUMP IS SHAPED LIKE A DEER!
police: that is a deer-vehicle crash
Assgore: DUI??? HOW ABOUT YOU DIE???????

by mrbeast539275 July 30, 2025

Deer slapping

When a man or woman goes into the woods with the intent to become sexually aroused by rapidly slapping male or female deer's ass cheeks while saying the alphabet backwards.

Sally got bored with her human boyfriends so went into the woods last Friday and went deer slapping .

by Dick god supreme butt sex May 17, 2017

debbie deer

Debbie deer is when two teens are fucking and the parents walk in and the teens look like a deer in the headlights

When liza saw her dad looking at her she debbie deered and stopped fucking

by felix109 June 17, 2015

baby deered

Is when you try to stand up after having great sex and your legs are wobbly and weak

Man i fucked her so good she was baby deered for a couple hours after

by Bobbym209 May 13, 2021

deer lakers

People who drink a lot

I love deer lakers

by Ladedade1505 May 5, 2016

Deer bash

Were you buy a jeep or truck and make a big bumper and drive around on backroads and see how hard you can hit a deer and then you have fresh meat in the freezer, or other pests as coons, possums, coyotes, squirrels

Yo i just went deer bashing and i got fresh backstrap

by Deerz May 12, 2020

Antler Deer

A cute way of describing any deer with antlers while being inclusive with rare female deer who also grow antlers.

Look, it's an antler deer and I wanna bring him home to cuddle.

by 36368876 September 28, 2022