A nickname for suburban girls who use the makeup line, "urban decay." The name communicates the truth of this enterprise--namely, that the only individual willing to purchase a $95 "gift set" that is intended to make you look like a prostitute is a suburban, teenage girl.
In urban areas, most females do not wish to be confused for a hooker.
In urban areas, most females do not wish to be confused for a hooker.
Samantha lives in the suburbs. Samantha is taking the train to the city this weekend. Samantha cannot decide whether to wear red eyeshadow with dark red lipstick, or to smother her face in hot pink glitter blush for a more 'natural' look.
Unable to decide, Samantha settles on doing both.
Upon arrival in the city, a pimp approaches Samantha and requests that "ho, come get back to yo daddy."
Samantha is an example of suburban decay.
Unable to decide, Samantha settles on doing both.
Upon arrival in the city, a pimp approaches Samantha and requests that "ho, come get back to yo daddy."
Samantha is an example of suburban decay.
by Suburban Decay January 28, 2011
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1.Damn he is alwaying talking bout his girlfriend he doesnt even have any pictures of her, he is such a delacerna
2.Yo mang where you at, ugh i thought you would come through, but you pulled a delacerna.
2.Yo mang where you at, ugh i thought you would come through, but you pulled a delacerna.
by ALOHA BITCH April 20, 2007
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Delayed deja vu. Realizing later that you feel like you experienced the same thing earlier, but at the time, you didn't notice.
Many times I floated on the pond before seeing the big fish lurking below. Only later did I realize that I had seen him, and he had seen me, many times before. Delayja vu dawned slowly, but with vague certainty.
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is this even real life right now? it took me 20 minutes to laugh at your joke. damn that weed was good it has me delayed laughing
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Penned by Craig Benzine (a.k.a Wheezy Waiter).
Penned by Craig Benzine (a.k.a Wheezy Waiter).
Dessert is nice, but delayed gratif*ckation will ensue in the form of weight gain.
NOTE: Weight gain is not inherently bad. It is used here only as an example.
NOTE: Weight gain is not inherently bad. It is used here only as an example.
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