The fucking stupidest movie ever produced. So mind-numbingly stupid and pointless that it has been linked to causing cancer in chimpanzees.
Supposedly an outrageously funny and witty movie. Your friends are lying to you. Throughout the course of the movie, your friends wanted to stab themselves in the ears and eyeballs to stop the misery. When it was over, they were in a state of shock from having lost 90 minutes of their lives and/or having flushed $8 down the drain. Angry inside, they decided to inflict this misery on everyone they know by spreading the word that it's a great movie.
You will not be entertained. You will not be uplifted. You will not be engaged in the storyline as it does not have one. You will not be inspired. You may laugh once, perhaps twice, as idiots never seem to tire of other idiots falling over or hurting each other. Think "America's Stupidest Home Videos" in the late 80's.
People will tell you that it has a bunch of great quotes. It doesn't. The quotes aren't great, they're just easy to remember, so anyone can pick up on them and recognize them when they come out of some other idiot's mouth. Maybe I will! Gosh! Hardy har.
Supposedly an outrageously funny and witty movie. Your friends are lying to you. Throughout the course of the movie, your friends wanted to stab themselves in the ears and eyeballs to stop the misery. When it was over, they were in a state of shock from having lost 90 minutes of their lives and/or having flushed $8 down the drain. Angry inside, they decided to inflict this misery on everyone they know by spreading the word that it's a great movie.
You will not be entertained. You will not be uplifted. You will not be engaged in the storyline as it does not have one. You will not be inspired. You may laugh once, perhaps twice, as idiots never seem to tire of other idiots falling over or hurting each other. Think "America's Stupidest Home Videos" in the late 80's.
People will tell you that it has a bunch of great quotes. It doesn't. The quotes aren't great, they're just easy to remember, so anyone can pick up on them and recognize them when they come out of some other idiot's mouth. Maybe I will! Gosh! Hardy har.
Person 1: You actually watched Napoleon Dynamite?
Person 2: Yeah, it was so funny when...when...uh...
Person 1: *Slaps*
Person 2: Yeah, it was so funny when...when...uh...
Person 1: *Slaps*
by Half February 17, 2005
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Get the Dynamic Intertia mug.Nick name for an awesome male best friend, is typically shortened to Dyno.
A Dynosaur is typically very happy, very hyper, and really easy to love. He's one of the best people you will ever meet. Usually, Dynosaur is very popular but really cares about a few close friends. He's great with the ladies, but dedicated to just you if you're the one he picks. Don't pass up on a Dynosaur who loves you!
A Dynosaur is typically very happy, very hyper, and really easy to love. He's one of the best people you will ever meet. Usually, Dynosaur is very popular but really cares about a few close friends. He's great with the ladies, but dedicated to just you if you're the one he picks. Don't pass up on a Dynosaur who loves you!
Kat: Look at that guy, he's so awesome.
Emma: Yeah, don't you know he's Dynosaur?
Kat: Omg. He's the coolest guy I've ever met.
Emma: Yeah, don't you know he's Dynosaur?
Kat: Omg. He's the coolest guy I've ever met.
by littlekookies January 20, 2011
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Get the dynablocks mug.If you're here, you are definitely a rhythm game player. Dynamix is one of the hardest rhythm games. One sentence that perfectly describe this game : stupid overlay overchart everything some have good chart but still the f- overchart everything game that will break your fingers if you can't multifinger. Try this game if you want to increase 4k-7k skills.
by Etern1ty February 25, 2021
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NAPOLEON:Tina you fat lard come get some dinner!
KIP:Everyone knows i've been training to be a cage fighter
KIP: You'r just jealous cause i've been chatting online with babes all day
KIP: Your mom goes to college
GUY:what did you do again this summer?
NAPOLEON: I told you I was in alaska with my uncle hunting wolverines!
GUY: Did you shoot any?
NAPOLEON: Yeah like twenty of them, they were surrounding my cousin what would you do in that situation?
GUY: what kind of gun did you use?
NAPOLEON: a frickin' twelve gauge what do you think?
NAPOLEON: Pedro offers you his protection.
DAD: What's that in my driveway?
N: Thats my ride.
NAPOLEON: you must be Pedro's cousins with the sweet hookups!
KIP:Everyone knows i've been training to be a cage fighter
KIP: You'r just jealous cause i've been chatting online with babes all day
KIP: Your mom goes to college
GUY:what did you do again this summer?
NAPOLEON: I told you I was in alaska with my uncle hunting wolverines!
GUY: Did you shoot any?
NAPOLEON: Yeah like twenty of them, they were surrounding my cousin what would you do in that situation?
GUY: what kind of gun did you use?
NAPOLEON: a frickin' twelve gauge what do you think?
NAPOLEON: Pedro offers you his protection.
DAD: What's that in my driveway?
N: Thats my ride.
NAPOLEON: you must be Pedro's cousins with the sweet hookups!
by me.1715 January 19, 2005
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Yo greg thought he was next in line to shoot in beer pong, until he realized he had the Dirty Dynamite from the rotten gyro.
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