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Dick Damage

The damage done to your ass when you’re fucked by a dick
by Fell Dragon Grima September 6, 2019
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Refers to da "3-to-1" ratio of where ya either sue da audio-equipment manufacturer for just da expenses dat you incurred due to their shoddy/faulty workmanship on their woofers dat were installed in your loudspeakers, as opposed to asking them to pay you three times your expenses if da tweeters either didn't work properly or had crappy sound.
Pro-grade speaker-builders like JBL and EV are always very careful how they build their rugged high-powered speakers designed for rock bands and outdoor concerts --- they use only da best materials and really "build 'em like a tank" to ensure reliability and quality sound, and therefore lessen da chance of their having to worry about "bass damages vs. treble damages" lawsuits from disgruntled musicians.
by QuacksO December 11, 2020
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Jolle damage

A demeaning word used primarily in online games to describe when someone has done little to no damage to its opponents
"He did Jolle damage in the last game"
"Lol what a nub"
by Hoerby December 20, 2018
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damage the dolton

When the passing of poop has serious potential to damage the ceramic bowl of a toilet or destroy the whole sewerage.

When you know that the poop is going to cause a level 8 earthquake but you're ready for it
I'm off to damage the dolton, sorry to anyone that uses it in the next month
by everythingwasjakeagain March 7, 2022
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Keegan Damage

Less than 500 damage by end of rebirth game
by DIXlE Rect August 1, 2021
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Gordon Van Damage

Scarborough building manager that wears triangle undies & splits bitches axe wounds with his 12” cock
Fuck Yeah Gordo Van Damage you caused some damage to barb “Gordon van damage
by Gordon van damage June 8, 2021
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damaged boy

The boy that is Superior to all. The boy that no one approves of and will probably hurt you. But your dumbass has read to many wattpad stories
When your friends ask a boy if he’s damaged because you told them you like damaged blonde boys

Damaged boy
by Damagedgirl November 11, 2020
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