Cuban Meat Slicer

When your partner is giving you head. As soon as you’re about to blow your load, he/she bites down on the top of your shmeat and it blows back into your shaft cap like a soggy sun hat that fell in the river.
My girl surprised me with a Cuban meat slicer because I forgot to put out the garbage this morning.
by Mr. RFH August 17, 2022
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Cuban Dessert

A Cuban Dessert is when you fill up one's asshole with Tostitos' Chunky Salsa and proceed to dine on their fiery orifice.
Man, I wish I could give Breanna a Cuban Dessert!
by A Bludgeoned Fetus March 17, 2016
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Sexy Cuban Sandwhich

A cuban sandwhich made with Crystals. It has got to be extremely SEXY. And lovable. You cannot deny your love for this sandwhich.
Girrr, I could really use a sexy Cuban sandwhich right now.
by Ilovecd August 14, 2010
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cubanism

🅱️albert's own personal religion not to be confused with Buddhism despite hem both ending with ism
"man i wish i could be 🅱️albert so i could use Cubanism
by the impasta fromamon gus April 11, 2021
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Cuban princess

Beautiful Classy cuban girl who stands out above all her peers. Usually spoiled by mommy & daddy, she walks around thinking the world is hers, while men fall at her feet. Her beautiful cuban eyes hypnotize all that come in her presence. She lures people by her glowing charisma and captivates all their attention with her chic sense of humor.
you become hypnotized with her beauty and charisma, she really is a true cuban princess
by Ninimilan May 22, 2024
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