by g drop bag March 9, 2021
Get the COVID SYMPTOMSmug. by The Polisa man July 18, 2020
Get the Covid-19mug. When a male, just before orgasm, pulls their sexual partner’s Covid mask away from their face and ejaculates all over the inside of the mask before letting it go and allowing the cum filled mask to slingshot back into their partner’s face.
“My tinder date last night insisted on wearing her Covid mask during intercourse so when I came I gave her a nice Covid slingshot to the face. Poor thing had her mouth open and took a ballistic cum shot to the throat that had her choking up semen for the rest of the night.”
by MChamm3r January 20, 2022
Get the Covid Slingshotmug. This is a variant of munging in which the corpse to be munged is a victim of the coronavirus, who is acquired via a local nursing home. To ensure proper social distancing, the participating individual who loses the coin toss, rock-paper-scissors, or other contest of choice, pops an experimental dick-enlarging pill which extends the participant’s penile length to 6 feet, in addition to donning a face mask with a slit cut out in the middle in order to allow the expelled mung and corona juice mixture (hence “COVID-mung”) to enter the perpetrator’s orifice(s) in an internationally acceptable manner.
Zack: Hey Cody, you wanna head over to the old folk’s home?
Cody: Yea sure... Why? You volunteering or something?
Zack: No, I just have a real strong hankering to perform a COVID-Munging on one of the former residents. Since I haven’t been able to get any quarantine pussy, I figured this’d be the next best thing to give my dick a nice kickstart.
Cody: You’re sick. What the fuck is wrong with you?
(Cody leaves the room only to quickly return, walking past Zack with the car keys)
Cody: C’mon you sick bastard, let’s go. Some old woman named Ethyl that I used to help just died and the way she put her muffins in the oven always made me sweat a bit.
Cody: Yea sure... Why? You volunteering or something?
Zack: No, I just have a real strong hankering to perform a COVID-Munging on one of the former residents. Since I haven’t been able to get any quarantine pussy, I figured this’d be the next best thing to give my dick a nice kickstart.
Cody: You’re sick. What the fuck is wrong with you?
(Cody leaves the room only to quickly return, walking past Zack with the car keys)
Cody: C’mon you sick bastard, let’s go. Some old woman named Ethyl that I used to help just died and the way she put her muffins in the oven always made me sweat a bit.
by jellypuddinginmyanus42069 July 6, 2020
Get the COVID-Mungingmug. by Debful77 October 27, 2023
Get the Covid Hobbymug. When superstitious folks are gullibly led to believe that applying feng shui principles at the entrance of their house or office building would ward off the coronavirus or its deadlier variants—when the yin or negative energies of the pandemic outside would be neutralized by the yang or positive energies inside.
Thanks to Covid-☯️, a number of feng shui masters saw a golden opportunity to prey on the superstitious or frightened folks to grow their paranormal businesses.
by Covido September 19, 2021
Get the Covid-☯️mug. Read as “Covid-gamma.” Also known as the P.1 or “Gamma” variant. Like the Alpha and Beta variants, the Gamma variant (or the “Bolsonaro virus,” as the Opposition in Brazil call it with reference to their President’s inept handling of the coronavirus crisis), which was first detected in January 2021 and tested in travelers entering Japan, is believed to be more transmissible than Covid-19.
Because Covid-𝛾 shares some mutations with Covid-β (the South African variant), the gamma variant’s effects on immunity and vaccine effectiveness remains a worry for health officials, as confirmed by some collected samples.
by MathPlus November 30, 2021
Get the Covid-𝛾mug.