Cooter Douche 

1. A total idiot
2. a good substitution for the "c-word"

Man that guy is being such a cooter douche

Cooter Douche by maggie13_49 January 19, 2009

cooter sweater 

1. Pubic hair, 2. having a nervous cooter, 3. wool panties

Today I removed my cooter sweater.

cooter sweater by The Maestro 69 May 3, 2010

Cooter throb 

When sexually aroused, the vagina gets a throbbing sensation.

When he talks dirty to me, I get cooter throb.

Cooter throb by Deetouring December 16, 2010

Cooter Pooch 

A "pooch" or roll of fat below a chubby woman's waist that hangs over her female parts, or her "cooter".

I screwed this girl the other night, but I had to move her cooter pooch out of the way to find the hole

Cooter Pooch by Jeffinitely July 1, 2011

Cooter shiner 

A huge bruise on your vagina resulting from a roller derby accident, where as a woman fell onto another woman's skate.

Derby girl #1 Oooooh!!! shit! Anger Affliction fell right onto her skate.

Derby girl #2 Yeah.. Thats going to leave one hell of a 'cooter shiner!'

Cooter shiner by Jane D.O.A. October 21, 2012

Cooter Duder 

-A woman that gets a sex change,in order to have a penis. -A chick wearing a strap on.

My friends call me a Cooter Duder cause it just doesn't do the trick any more ,when strap on my dildo.So now I'm going to get a sex change,so I can have sex like a man.

Cooter Duder by Crazy81Virgo July 2, 2014

Cooter Bop punch 

1. The art of turning someone into your cunt with one good, hard blow. punch.
2. When you get so tired of a dumb bitch you give her a swift kick in her cooter.

My girl got so jealous at this random woman hittin on me that she gave her the good ole cooter bop punch.
I was tired of Matt being a lil bish so I gave him a cooter pop punch.

Cooter Bop punch by MidniteKitti April 4, 2015