cocksicle

sucking cock just like a popsicle.

that bitch sure likes to cocksicle!

by azura September 16, 2008

Cockshallamatarium

when you stick your own cock into your own BUTTHOLE!

Justin:Dude, this is justin from dayton nevada. I just totally Cockshallamatarium myself last night. I FUCKING LOVED IT!!!

Legacy of War: Your a fag justin

by Justin from dayton March 17, 2008

cocksick

the semi-nauseous feeling you get after sitting on your 'nads for too long.

I was geekin' so hard on the computer that I sat for 3 straight hours until I was cocksick and stumbled to the bathroom.

by barfo-ramadome August 3, 2009

cocksick

to eject the contents of the stomach through the mouth while performing oral sex on a male's genitals.

His penis was so big I got cocksick.

by Missy Cocksick June 28, 2011

cocksex

any type of sex involving the penis. often followed by the phrase "ONE WORD"

Ima gunna get me some cocksex, ONE WORD!

by jimmy john and joe November 5, 2008

Chooks

a positive amount of anything

hey mate, can you give the tv volume a couple of chooks?

shit this slappet has some chooks under the bonnet!

by peekaboo_jones September 27, 2005

cocksandwich

The act of inserting your short shriveled chode (short,fat, Pee-Pee) in between two molding hogie rolls or loose roast beef curtain lips preferably from your grandmother or a loud mouthed rent-a-cop who has a hairy brillo pad muff that is often licked by a member of valet services.

\\\\\\\"Hey Conor, You wanna come over here and stick your millimeter peter in-between my saggy tarp lips and we can make the best cocksandwich you have ever encountered\\\\\\\". HOLD THE MAYO!

by Muff Mania September 13, 2007