crooked zebra

referee who has been bribed to put in the fix

"Whatever Ace picked up on the street, he told Remo ... fixed fights, doped horses, crooked zebras, locked in point spreads, he told Remo everything!" - Casino

by rog lewis September 23, 2005

Corked Bat

When someone tells you that a corked bat is a euphemism for an erect penis, you say, "no, it is not". After this you meant to tell your cousin something but I forgot what it was. Right. You know how baseball gets. No large bats/vampires.

Corked Bat doesn't mean anything like a penis

by dragonimpaler100 April 24, 2019

Cal Cooker

The elusive counterpart of Kal Baker. No one has ever seen this mythical creature but legend says he is a FURRY, and lives in the basement of your house

I am telling you, I totally saw Cal Cooker last night standing at the bottom of the stairwell. That night was off the BOOF

by urboyanonymoose September 22, 2022

Coked Up

Being Under the influence of Cocaine Hydrochloride. See Jacked Up

I got ahold of a ball and was coked up till 9am at my boy's house.

by TheHose February 2, 2005

crooked bastard

refers to a Politian,business man, or member of your family who would lie, cheat, steal and just be an all around ass to get their way.

George Bush is such a crooked bastard, he could give a shit about oil prices cuz hes making money.
Steve, that crooked bastard cheated me out of 400 bucks!

by jager101 April 28, 2008

cooled

Roasts are for spring, summer, and fall. You DO NOT roast in winter. Roasted in winter is #cooled

When someone uses a bad caption that doesn’t make sense like “b12thday” or “ready for ski season” when it’s the end of December. B12thday isn’t a pun #cooled. It is end of December, ski season started a while ago #cooled

by theogcooler April 23, 2018

crooked cop

-a vigilante
-an awol cop
-one who takes the law into his own hands

Batman is one epic crooked cop.

by Games4me July 22, 2010