Coochie Conundrum

Wanting to clap a female, but both of you are under orders to stay home. Coined by Grant Johnson

Grant was in a real coochie conundrum when he couldn't go out and clap.

by Dr. Longnuts April 7, 2020

coochie killer

The self-given name for the guy at the gym who thinks he's the shit, but usually isn't.

Jason: I'm the coochie killer...
Everyone else: ...

by 2legit2queef February 22, 2021

Coochie Uzi

A monument that a vagina is stored into to preserve warm.

It’s a fucking coochie uzi

by Bread Mobb March 30, 2020

Dingy Coochie

Nasty/Dirty pussy.

Bruh she has a dingy coochie.

by Shitjustgotreallikefr November 4, 2016

Coochie butthole

A coochie butthole is when a girls asshole is tighter than her vagina.

Damn that bitch was so loose, she has a coochie butthole.

by Skittlesaregreat February 24, 2019

Coochie flu

When a female has a uti

I didn’t go to the bathroom after I had sex, so I got the coochie flu

by MegaSchein December 11, 2022

coochie defender

box lock cockblock
A female that will do everything to prevent a man from getting with her friend even though her friend is down.

Guy 1: Hey Ima go dance with that girl.
Guy 2: Man, don't even waste your time her friend is coochie defendin'.
Guy 1:Ya your right she looks like a coochie defender.

by KwakuZuLu January 25, 2008