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Cummings

To do a Cummins:

- To suggest very restrictive measures that others must follow, and then choose not to follow these rules themself. (See hypocrite ).

- Must then spend hours making excuses and defending said action, without apology or remorse, despite everyone else explaining how wrong his actions were.

- Must never be in a position to lead or make decisions for others.
John: "So what about these new restrictions coming this weekend? No chance we'll make that BBQ now"
Dominic: "No worry, everyone's doing a Cummings and will go anyway!"
by DominicCummins May 25, 2020
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cummings

A unit of measurement for calculating how much bullshit you can get away with despite evidence to the contrary. Usually the bullshit comes from the bullshitter, making this hypocritical at best and a blatant abuse of power at worst.
I just used the full cummings and the whole country fell for it.
by Anton LaBleu May 29, 2020
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almost to release semen from your body
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Malibu most wanted type behavior aka b rad
“Stop bummings with me
“Your lady smashes the gang and you blame the gang
“Stop being a Cummings you don’t sell bricks”
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Columbine any %

A speed-run that involves an in real life manhunt for a victim where the time stops when the victim is dead
After performing the Columbine Any % I bet the time could be lowered to a sub 5hr paced run.
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Cumming from the dick

Another term for multiple premature ejaculations, generally used as a sexual replacement for the phrase "shooting from the hip."
Alex: "Hey man, how was Stephanie last night?"
Eddy: "Horrible man, I was cumming from the dick and she got really mad. It's not like I could control it, I didn't even know we were going to have sex!"
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Cumming Snot Rocket

A sexual position where two topping males finish in a lady by cumming in each of her nostrils and allowing her to snot rocket it out. If she snorts it then it's what's call Post-Cum Drip.
Dude me and Clay finished our swinging last night with a cumming snot rocket
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