A Colorado Summer

A "Colorado Summer" is an era in a young mans life when he liberals-up and gains maximum rizz because of it. During this phase, his room is an artsy fuckboy temple. Posters of obscure bands, large plants, and LED lights apesr one day. Soon after, he gets an alternative haircut and starts taking edibles like they were prescribed... New-found rizz lands this guy an undeserving amount of bitches. This is due to a positive feedback loop that starts to occur between the rizzing tinder hoes and his involvement in gym bro activity.

"Bro, have you seen Eden's room? He might be having a Colorado Summer right now."

"Fuck it bro, I'm buying another Mt. Joy poster... I'm tryna have a Colorado Summer this year."

by Significant_ Seinfeld December 17, 2022

Colorado Matt

When you go to a conference thousand’s of miles away… and you happen to go with two attractive ladies… after the first day is done, you and the two ladies agree to have dinner and drinks. One thing leads to another and the suggestion is made to go to the hot tub. So everyone goes to their hotel room to change. Colorado Matt is feeling great believes a fun night is ahead. So Colorado Matt changes into his bathing suit and just before exiting the room, he takes two viagra’s. All parties then convene at the hotel’s hot tub. Drinks are had and after a few hours, both of those attractive girls thank Matt for a fun time but state that they have to leave for the night. Colorado Matt, fully torqued.. realizes that he has a big problem, he’s alone for the night….without taking a load off. It’s now approaching 11pm and the security guard for the hotel approaches Matt and says, “hey buddy, I’m turning off the jets.” Matt then realizes that his towel is across the pool area, and in order to get over to his towel… he has to get out of the hot tub, fully torqued, and walk over to his towel. What started off as a fun night… led to a torqued night without the ability to release. That is the story of Colorado Matt.

Dude, I got Colorado Matt’ed when I was in Florida at this conference. I was so torqued but couldn’t go to bed for hours.

Brodie, how was your conference? Dude, I got Colorado Matt’ed. I thought I was in!! Little did I know that I would be closing the bar out by myself. I still have a great time though.

by Torqued Matt June 25, 2025

Colorado Cockblock

The act of smashing a mans dick with a rock and then denying them sexually.

"yo Stacy just Colorado Cockblocked Chad"

by Robert Hackle July 21, 2025

Orange Colorado

A vehicle only driven by those who work 3 jobs and attend the shooting range on Wednesday’s.

I just got back from driving my orange Colorado to my three jobs.

by Racist’s United August 28, 2019

colorado

- Brazilian Portuguese: "colorado" is a person who supports the Porto Alegre soccer team Sport Club Internacional.
It can be also used as a synonym of the team's name. Its main rival is Grêmio Foot-Ball Porto Alegrense - whose supporters are "gremistas". A match between the two teams is called a "Grenal".

-"Tu é gremista ou colorado?" (Are you gremista or colorado?)
-"Colorado." (I'm colorado.)
-"Bah, eu também, tchê! Que baita goleada o Colorado deu ontem no Grenal"" (Nice, me too, mate! What a thrashing International gave yesterday in the Grenal!)

by oooookaaaaaaaayyyyy May 16, 2019

Colorado

Where people from around the US come to get some dank kush bc their state hasn’t legalized it yet

We’re headed to Colorado to get some of that dank kush

by Moocow February 16, 2018

Colorado sober

"California sober" is when someone quits drinking alcohol or a harder drug habit but still smokes marijuana. "Colorado sober" is when someone does the same but primarily uses kratom to kick the nastier habits.

"Hey, long time no see. You look great. What's new?"
"Bro, I feel so much better. I've been Colorado sober for 9 months. So glad I quit popping pills."

by capnjasbo October 21, 2023