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Colorado

Colorado is a name some people, such as Nigerians, have got for synthetic weed, a chemical sprayed on any kind of dried herbs that appear such as crushed weed, in order to give it psychedelic properties.
- Y'all can smoke anything just don't smoke Colorado please
- You don try am
by 888oo47 April 16, 2024
mugGet the Coloradomug.

colorado speed bump

A deer that randomly came out on the road and got ran over
1: Was that a speed bump?
2: Yeah, the Colorado speed bump
by lyder3ybc November 7, 2021
mugGet the colorado speed bumpmug.

Colorado Gasline

- Also called “reverse CPR”, this is commonly regarded as a sexual position similar to the lotus flower in which a couple sits in a river, stream, or large tub. One person sits up right with legs forward as the partner sits between the other’s legs and facing his/her partner. The second person then wraps his/her legs around the other while attempting to angle his/her anus towards the other so that both person’s anuses touch.

- With one person relaxed and a seal established, the other proceeds to fart into the anus of the other; similar to the mouth-to-mouth resuscitation technique taught in CPR classes.

- For added safety and maximum benefit, fill tub with water or jello to improve seal and assist with gas leak detection.

- *NOTE: not to be confused with the Colorado Gas Line Charge in which a tube is inserted into both anuses and the couple proceeds to fart into each other’s rectums in an attempt to “charge” each other’s line
If you need your partner to “warm your soul” ask for the Colorado Gasline
by Jovat August 29, 2023
mugGet the Colorado Gaslinemug.

Colorado Snapping Turtle

The act of biting of the pubes of a woman’s vagina
Guy 1: I met this girl last night and gave her the good ol Colorado Snapping Turtle

Guy 2: Lucky! My girl won’t let me do it.
by SexcMannn September 18, 2021
mugGet the Colorado Snapping Turtlemug.

Colorado Mudslide

Equal parts Bailey’s and well gin served in a rocks glass and meant to be chugged. Served as a drink to fuck with your friends.
“Hey, it’s my boy's bachelor party, can we get him one Colorado Mudslide to celebrate?”
by Smallandfragile July 25, 2022
mugGet the Colorado Mudslidemug.

Colorado Ounce

A "Colorado Ounce" is an ounce of marijuana composed of four individual quarter ounces of different strains of marijuana, named for the Colorado state recreational marijuana purchasing laws regarding out-of-state citizens, which often require a person to visit four different recreational marijuana shops, purchasing a quarter ounce from each, in order to leave the state with a full ounce of marijuana.
"I just picked up a Colorado Ounce from San Luis, let's smoke!"
"Let's drive up to Colorado and grab a couple COz's!"
by person on her bus May 30, 2017
mugGet the Colorado Ouncemug.

Colorado

a state that of which had snow everywhere that is now a heatwave

a place which you will regret living in summer.
"Blyat, the snow isn't here yet, AND IT IS THE MIDDLE OF WINTER! Colorado is weird.
by [spacebar] January 25, 2021
mugGet the Coloradomug.

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