Colonel

A gorgeous little blond thing who is a little minx in the bedroom and has dirty plans for a spa weekend......

That chick is definately a colonel.....

by SexBully69 March 5, 2009

Full Bird Colonel

A person who has their red wings(engaging in oral sex on a female while she is menstruating,) white wings(an act in which once the male ejaculates into the introitus of the vagina is subsequently followed by cunnilingus,) and yellow wings(Cunniligus during urination.)

one step below wing commander
& 2 steps below rainbow warrior
Does not include black wings

I became a full bird colonel all in one night. After having sex with this chick that was ragging, I was eating her out and she laughed so hard she peed in my mouth.

by EupheMystick April 4, 2011

Colonel Washington

the act of sodomizing a rabbit while a man dressed as a revolutionary activist masturbates with ben-gay while filming the person sodomizing said rabbit.

Mr.Smith: i got herpes when your girlfriend gave me a Colonel Washington yesterday!

Mr.Jones: You have herpes?

by the weird that chose to be man October 24, 2010

Colonic-Irrigating-Suppository

A do-gooding wowser who spoils art exhibitions and performances in the Arts, in the name of public morality.

Hetty Johnston's interference with Bill Henson photographic exhibitions, or with the appearance of Robert Crumb in Sydney, would, in my view, qualify her as a "Colonic-Irrigating-Suppository".

by Zentas August 18, 2011

Colonic

Having the traits or behaviour of an arse or an arsehole.

John: Told ya you wouldn't get that promotion, Jim!
Paul: Dude, don't be so colonic. Jim really needed that promotion.

by PublicVoid June 25, 2018

colonial

old and cool. like a cool old car or a building or device or even a person. but it can also just mean relatively cool.

bro, when you smoke that juul yous lookin colonial af.

by nick the stick66 August 29, 2018

Urinal Colonel

Person who cleans,or mantians urinals.
could be a janitor or perhaps a jail trustee

Fuck man ill be a urinal Colonel for a while.
beats the hell outta shoveling shit.

Coined By Dan and Impact Weekend 08 in middleville MI

by JEFF BEAM February 24, 2008