cack

Another word for cock, can be used in any sentence like the word fuck. Anything and Everything.

What the Cack? Whooh Dude, he just rolled out in his cackilac. Can you lend me a cackulator? Ahhh, i just cacked my pants. you stupid cack. collossal cack. Would you like to have a cack with me?

by Max and the 4-7 boys! February 22, 2004

cack on the cob

When u poo on a stick and sell it on for food.

Excuse me sir. Would you like to buy a Cack on The Cob?

by Mike Goodwin May 30, 2006

cack crash

When your penis gets too tired to perform and just quits on you. Before a cack crash, your penis will usually be extremely excited like someone pumped him full of caffeine.

Duder 1: "Hey doggy how'd it go with that brizzle last night?"

Duder 2: "Well it started off great, but then my dick just went limp on me. I was all hard at first so I thought it would be an epic f*ck session, but it wasn't."

Duder 1: "Oh man, that's classic cack crash, B. Better luck next time.... oh wait there won't be a next time biatch!"

Duder 2: "Yeah... thanks a lot you dick."

by westfalia October 7, 2010

Cackwatch

Skinny for clockwatch... usually consulted when a hot female walks by. Sometimes people like to show off their cackwatches in public.

1. Mmm... damn bro what time you got on the cackwatch?
Hmm it's 5 'o Cock (She's a five).

2. Say girl, check out ma cackwatching watch cack watcher...

by Booloo April 30, 2005

cack

Australian slang(?)
1. To laugh in a shrill manner
2. A humorous situation that would induce such a laugh

Short for "cackle":
1. To make the shrill cry characteristic of a hen after laying an egg.
2. To laugh or talk in a shrill manner.

"We were, like, at Maccas, and Sheila was drinking a milkshake, and like, she laughed and it came out her nose. What a cack!"

by frood March 10, 2005

Cackle

To Cackle someone is to knock them to the floor with one punch.

That bloke jus got cackled

by Gedabean May 12, 2009

Cack Sucker

A person from Missouri (Oilfield Slang)

by Anonymous February 9, 2003