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Soviet Russia Chuck Norris Theory 

It has been theorized that when Chuck Norris goes to Soviet Russia, everything is normal for him.
Soviet Russia Chuck Norris Theory in effect:
In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kicks ass.

chuck palahniuk 

A most amazingly talented author. Known most for his bizarre book topics , as well as for writing the book Fight Club, which became a very successful movie.
Other books include: Lullaby, Rant, Survivor, Invisible Monsters, Snuff and many more.
What are you reading?

Chuck... uh.. p a l ... chuck palahniuk?!
I'm reading Chuck! He is amazing!

Let me read some Chuck too!
chuck palahniuk by saraahcreek November 5, 2008
The act of pooping on someone's armpit to make it look like they have armpit hair.
Guy 1, "This girl said she would blow me if i had armpit hair, Can you Chuck D me please?"
Guy 2, "I'll do it for 5 dollars"
Guy 1,"Ok that's fair"
Chuck d by gregoryscan February 4, 2014
To be deadass serious.
Not playing

Short for “chuckle
“Bro no chuck, im hungry. I haven’t eaten all day.”

“Let me get a dollar” “no chuck, im broke
No chuck by Leeltati May 10, 2019
The best fucking rapper ever to grace the face of the earth. He is the lead singer of the politically charged group Public Enemy, and is one of the greatest people alive.
Chuck D is dope as fuck
Chuck D by Don_G December 19, 2010

Chicks dig the long ball 

Currently used to suggest that women are impressed by feats of strength or spectacular heroics. The phrase entered the pop culture vocabulary through a 1998 Nike ad featuring All-Star baseball players Greg Maddux, Tom Glavine, and Mark McGwire. In it the two skinny pitchers go on an intense training program to become home run hitters like beefy Mark McGwire.
Q: Bro, why did you run into traffic to save that hot girl's dog? You could have been killed.
A: You know . . . chicks dig the long ball.