Chub Smuggler

Someone with a penis ("chub") hidden up their anus ("to smuggle"). Used to imply a person's sexual orientation in a derogatory way, inferring that they are not masculine.

Look, he runs like a girl. We don't want that chub smuggler on our team!

by chaz emmonds January 8, 2010

chub crawl

Any activity involving an all-you-can-eat buffet or attending multiple dining locations in a given period of time.

Our trip to Epcot Center turned into a real chub crawl as we ate our way through every country.

by MSKCC May 30, 2009

Washboard Chub

A type of boner you get from driving down rough, unpaved roads, where the vibration of the vehicle causes you to get hard without anything sexy happening.

"Are we almost to the gun range?!"

"I hope so man, i gots MAD washboard chubbery going on right now, no homo..."

by Godberd November 19, 2019

Chub Scout

A Boy Scout who is found to be particularly attractive by the Scout Master. Thus giving the Scout Master a "Chubby".

"I wouldn't even be a Scout Master if it wasn't Timmy, he is such a Chub Scout!"

by Tur7le December 17, 2013

chub muffin

A form of saying someone is chubby without sounding as mean

Eric: Dude, she's so chubby!
David: Don't say that, that's mean. She's just a chub muffin.

by icanthearyou November 6, 2010

nub chub

A combination of the words noob and chobo. Used mainly by one who emerges victorious keeps calm while the opponent flames.

opponent: YOU FUCKING TOWUR ABYUSENG NOOBZEORS
victorious player: gg nub chub ^^

by ctrl-z October 7, 2004

Chub Rub

Another term for a semi-boner

When a mans penis is hard but not erect

Johnathan noticed he had a chub rub while skype calling his girlfriend.

by Johnathan's girlfriend August 2, 2018